How can anybody be so aced on three beers?I've never seen anybody that aced in my life.

All four of them went out and got a little activated.Will this stuff get me seriously activated?

That old bum looks completely alkied up.She spends a lot of time alkied.

The boys came in annihilated and their father had plenty to say to them.Pete and Gary went out and got annihilated.

Man, I feel totally antifreezed.He appears to be frozen even though he's antifreezed.

I've never seen my brother so totally aped before.He comes home aped about once a month.

How can anybody be so bagged on four beers?She just sat there and got bagged.

Tom was totally balmed and went to bed.Fred and Wilma went out and got totally balmed.

She's not just drunk, she's a little balmy.How can anybody be so balmy on four beers?

She's not just drunk, she's totally bamboozled.She just sat there and got bamboozled as the dickens.

She just sat there and got banjaxed.All four of them went out and got banjaxed.

Those guys are really barreled up!She spends a lot of time barreled.

All four of them went out and got bashed.I've never seen anybody so bashed.

I got totally basted.I got so basted I vowed never to touch another drop.

The guy was bats—stewed to his ears.She was sort of batty from the wine.

She spends a lot of time batted.Will this stuff get me batted?

Man, was I battered. I will never drink another drop.Those guys really got battered at the party.

Sylvia was boiled—belly up—glassy-eyed.After four beers, I was belly up, for sure.

Sam was so bewottled that he could hardly walk.Garth and Wayne were severely bewottled.

She sat there, binged out of her mind.I'm gonna go out and get myself binged, but good.

I got myself blah in about twenty minutes.We are going to get totally blah tonight.

I am still a little blimped from our party last night.I'm bigheaded and still blimped this morning.

You came in blind drunk last night. What's going on?They drank till they were blind drunk.

Bruno is totally blooey. He can't even open his eyes.Man, I'm blooey. I'm stoned to the bones.

Let's get some smash and get blotto.She just lay there—blotto.

I guess I'm a little too blown up to drive.You are blown as blazes, you twit!

What have you been drinking? You're getting a little blue.You might say I'm blue. Others might note that I am stoned.

In the middle of the drink, I knew I was getting blue around the gills.Marty—now thoroughly green around the gills—slid neatly under the table, and everyone pretended not to notice.

How can you get so boiled on wine?The two were boiled and not much use to us.

I'm just a little bonkers, nothing really serious.She's too bonkers to drive.

Wow, is he ever boozed!I think I am a little boozed.

The boozy-woozy man clung to the railing and sang at the top of his voice.I think I am just an itty-bitty boozy-woozy.

She's both sheets in the wind at the moment.She's not just both sheets in the wind—they're all in the wind.

Fred is brewed every evening by 9:00. I think he has a problem.He tries to get brewed as soon as he can after work.

I am bruised. My head hurts, and my gut feels yucky.How can anybody get so bruised on so little booze?

Yeah, he's burning with a low blue flame.He's not just drunk, he's burning with a low blue flame.

I went to a beer bust and got busted.Jim is busted again—really boiled.

Sally was buzzing after only a few drinks.She was really buzzing and Molly had to take her home.

I'll drive. I'm too canned to walk.Man, am I canned!

Marty is carrying a heavy load.Your father's carrying a load again. What are we going to do?

Larry here is chipper already!A glass of wine will make her chipper almost immediately.

I'm too chucked to drive.How did you get so chucked?

Man, is she ever clear!He was clear, you know, polluted.

He's the kind of guy who goes home and gets clobbered after work.The whole fraternity celebrated by getting themselves clobbered.

I believe I am just a little comboozelated.How did you get so comboozelated?

Bruno got commode-hugging drunk in the space of two hours.I could tell by the sounds coming from the bathroom that Ernie had come home commode- hugging drunk again.

You seem to be a little corked.You'd be corked up, too, if you'd drunk as much as I have.

After getting himself corkscrewed up, he went into the boss's office for a word.He used a bit of vodka to get corkscrewed enough to demand a raise.

The old-timer is corned on moonshine.Let's go out and get corned.

Them good old boys know how to get country drunk.The cowboy, really country drunk this time, got to town somehow and started a fight.

About midnight I crashed, and I woke up here.Let's get Wilbur home before he crashes for good.

Fred is crashed. Leave him alone.There were two crashed freshmen asleep on the lawn.

Man, Tony is totally creamed!I got myself creamed last night, didn't I?

What do you get out of getting crocked every night?Oh, my God! You're crocked again!

What's the point of getting cross-eyed drunk?He sat on the bar stool, cross-eyed and crying.

She was too crumped out to drive herself home.Are you crumped out again?

She was crying drunk and feeling sorry for herself.I really hate it when they come in here crying drunk.

She's too cut to drive.He got cut on beer, which is unusual for him.

They were both dead drunk. They could only lie there and snore.Marty is dead drunk again.

Six beers and he was dead to the world.By midnight almost everybody was dead to the world.

Gary is dinged out and can't drive.He got dinged out on a couple of quarts of foam.

I think that Jed is permanently dipsy.The cop pulled the dipsy dame over and arrested her.He was too dipsy to drive.

From the way she is walking, I'd say she is discombobulated.You'd be discomboobulated, too, if you'd drunk as much as she has.

Five beers and he was down.They were all down by midnight.

The whole bunch was drunk back by midnight.Larry was drunk back and couldn't drive us home.

Her eyes were staring straight ahead, and I knew she was electrified.By midnight we were all electrified.

Jerry was too elevated to drive home.Sam was elevated from the drinking he did.

By midnight, Wally was eliminated.How can anybody get eliminated on four beers?

By morning they were all embalmed.Bob was too embalmed to stand up.

Lord, is he faced!Who is that guy on the corner who looks so faced?

Poor Fred is falling-down drunk and has no way to get home.She's not just tipsy; she's fallingdown drunk.

Larry's far gone and looking sick.Wow, is she ever far gone!

She fell off the wagon and is feeling no pain.He drank the whole thing, and he's feeling no pain.

Wow, is that guy ever feshnushkied!Gert is too feshnushkied to drive home.

I thought you were cutting down, and here you are totally flabbergasted again.After about six beers, Harry became flabbergasted and slid under the table.

You are too flaked out to drive home. Give me your keys.Man, is she flaked out!

Man, is she flako!Paul was flaky and couldn't drive.

You're flooey again. That's every night this week.Wow, is she flooey!

He's totally floored. Can't see a hole in a ladder.You'd be floored, too, if you'd drunk a dozen beers.

Dave had just one more drink, and then he folded.She folded neatly and slid beneath the table.

Pete is folded. That's the third time this week.Man, is he folded!

Why do you always come home foozlified?Fred is foozlified and can't see his hand in front of him.

She's not just tipsy. She's four sheets!After only three beers, Gary was four sheets to the wind.

This is the third night this week that Pete has rolled in fractured.He was so fractured he couldn't see.

The guy is funkydrunk, and I think he's going to be sick.Wow, is she ever funky-drunk!

You are too fuzzed all the time to hold the job. Pack!Why do you come home every night fuzzled?

He left the tavern pretty giffed.She was pretty giffed for just a few beers.

After a few beers she was a mite glad.In fact, she was too glad to stand up.

She has had too much. She's glazed drunk.Fred looks a little glazed. I think he's done for.

Fred is glued and can't stand up.About three more beers and I'll be glued.

Wally was goggle-eyed and couldn't stand up.He's too googly-eyed to drive home.

Wow, is she goofy!They went out and got themselves good and goofy.

Wayne came home gooned, and his dad went loco and grounded him.His date was gooned by ten, and he had to take her home.

After the reception, Hank found himself a little grape shot.Man, is that guy ever grape shot! How can he hold enough to get that way?

He went out and got himself greased, even though he knew it would probably kill him.She is way too greased to drive.

John was a little groggy— from the grog, of course.He was too groggified to drive.

Sam was plenty guzzled when he got home.Todd was too guzzled to drive home.

We're getting half-baked, come hell or high water.Fred got himself sort of half-baked every Saturday night.

Fred got himself half-blind in no time at all.Get that half-blind jerk out of here!Four cans of beer and she was halfblind.

He's half-canned and will be no help at all.Old Don is half-canned and can't drive home.

He just sat there, half-cocked and singing.Old Jed got himself half-cocked at the reception.

Sam and John set out to get halfcrocked.They came home half-crocked at midnight.

Jerry was half in the bag when we found him.They were all half in the bag by midnight.

John was half-lit in no time at all.Harry was half-lit by noon.

Ted was half-sprung and could hardly stand up.They were half-sprung by noon.

Poor Fred was half-stewed and still had to give a speech.We were halfstewed and had a lot of drinking yet to do.

He was half under and could barely stand up.Only four beers and she was half under.

She drank till she was half up the pole.Don was half up the pole when we picked him up to come here.

Man, old Fred was really hammered.She got so hammered she couldn't see.

She seems a little happy. Must have had a few already.She's not happy. She's stewed.

After a couple of six packs, Wally found himself a little hard up.The whole gang was hard up by midnight.

Pete has a buzz on and is giggling a lot.Both of them had a buzz on by the end of the celebration.

Since you already have a glow on, I guess you won't want another drink.Jed had a glow on and was just becoming civil.

Fred has a load on and is finished for the evening.You have a load on every time I see you.

I've got an edge on and shouldn't drive home.Bob has an edge on even though he hardly drank anything.

Pete had a skinful and just sat there quietly.What is wrong with her is that she has a skinful, that's what.

Wayne had his brain on a leash before he even got to the party.Some guy who had his brain on a leash ran his car off the road.

Sally was too heeled to drive home.Man, were those guys heeled!

Wally is a little too hepped up to drive home.Harry's too hepped to stand up.

Fred was totally hidi. He fell asleep under the table.Susan was not just drunk, she was hiddy—you know, bombed.

Jed got hit under the wing.Sally was a little hit under the wing, but she wasn't bad off at all.

Wally was too honked to stand up.Man, is that guy honkers!

Sally is too hooched to drive.She got herself hooched up and couldn't give her talk.

Jed got himself good and hooted.Ted is too hooted to drive.

The boss was horizontal at the Christmas party.Stewed? No, he's totally horizontal!

You could see that Wally was pretty hot from all the whisky.He was too hot to stand up.

Wally got howling drunk and ran in the streets with his coat off.He was just howling!

Paul is a bit illuminated.He's too illuminated to drive home.

Don is a bit impaired because he drinks like a fish.He was so impaired he couldn't see his hand in front of his face.The impaired driver was arrested.

Poor Jed's in a heap again.The guys were all in a heap after the blast.

Two glasses of that stuff and I'm in really bad shape.Fred is in bad shape. I think he's going to toss his cookies.

Gert is in rare form, but she'll have time to sleep it off.When Harry was finally in rare form, he slid beneath the table.

Wayne spends every weekend inside out.Beavis looked forward to the day he could go out and get inside out.

Kelly looks like he is in the bag.John is in the bag and mean as hell.

Wayne was in the grip of the grape and couldn't talk straight.Sue was in the grip of the grape after only three glasses of wine.

Ted is in the gun again.When Fred is in the gun, he's mean.

Pete is in the pink and singing at the top of his lungs.When he's in the pink, he's a handful.

Fred is in the suds and can't see.When Bob is in the suds, he's mean.

Man, is that chick jagged!Let's go out and get jagged.

Jerry was too jambled to stand up.Let's go out and get good and jambled.

I'm a little jammed, but I think I can still drive.They were jammed by midnight.

Todd was more than just a little jiggered.Bill was too jiggered to stand up.

He had a little jingle, but he wasn't even tipsy.This stuff gives me a little jingle, but that's all.

She was a little jingled, but not worse than that.Let's go out and get good and jingled.

Everybody was jolly and singing by the time the food arrived.Kelly was a little too jolly, and her sister told her to slow down.

I'm not jugged up. I'm not even tipsy.Fred was too jugged to drive home.

Mary is just a little bit juicy, I'm afraid.She's so juicy she can't stand up!

Pete is a little jungled.He was jungled before he came here.

Man, is that guy really Kentucky fried!I've never seen anybody so downright Kentucky fried on six beers.

Tracy was too kited to see her hand in front of her.Both guys were kited by midnight.

Bill was knocked up and didn't want to drive.Wow, was that guy knocked up!

He got himself laid to the bone.We were all laid to the bone by midnight.

The two brothers sat there and got lathered.She is too lathered to drive.

I began to feel a little light along about the fourth beer.I feel a little light. You'd better drive.

Ten beers and I am absolutely liquefied!She is too liquefied to walk, let alone drive.

She was always lit by bedtime.Todd was lit up like a Christmas tree at our office party.

He is loaded for bear and anything else.He's been drinking mule since dawn, and he's loaded for bear.

He's loaded to the gills. Couldn't see a hole in a ladder.Man, he's loaded to the barrel and fighting mad.

She's acting a little loonie. Let's get her home before she's sick.A couple of drinks and she's as loonie as hotcakes.

Sam is too looped to drive.She got loopy very quickly and had to be helped to a chair.

He's too loop-legged to drive.She has this strange tendency to get a little looplegged when she has four or five drinks.

Mary was a little loose and had to be driven home.Don is too loose to stand up.

Bill spends many days lost in the sauce.Sally got lost in the sauce at the party and made quite a spectacle of herself.

They are sufficiently lubricated for the night.He's not fit to talk to until he's lubricated a bit.

Rotten, hell. They were absolutely maggotty!How can anybody reach the state of being maggoty on three beers?

Both guys were totally mashed. I called my brother, who came and rescued me.Bruno was mashed, but he wouldn't let anyone else drive.

Sam was maxed out and seemed happy enough to sit under the table and whimper.I hadn't seen Barlowe so maxed out in years. He was nearly paralyzed.

I guess the old guy is about Mickey finished. He's plootered!What gets into guys that makes them want to get Mickey finished before they stop?

She was cut up with all that booze—milled, I guess.She was too milled to drive and couldn't walk, either.

I'm just a little mixed up, nothing serious. No reason you should be swaying around like that.Jerry's too mixed to drive home.

Charlie is more than moist around the edges. He is soused.Didn't that guy seem a little moist around the edges?

He's on the jug again. See, he's all moonlit.He's too moonlit to drive.

Jack was a little moppy to be driving.He's not mopped; he's sloshed.

I've had a little too much muddler, I think. Anyway, I'm muddled.Larry is too muddled up to drive.

George is just a little muggy. It doesn't take much anymore.I'm too muggy to drive.

All four of them went out and got nipped.How can anybody be so nipped on four beers?

That gal isn't just drunk. She's non compos poopoo.Two glasses and he was non compos.

Fred was obliterated and couldn't walk to his car, let alone drive it.Three beers and Sally became obliterated.

Those guys are really off their nuts!She just sat there and got more and more off her nut.

They all went out and got on the blink.My brother is a little bit on the blink this morning.

Sue is a bit on the fritz.She drank till she was totally on the fritz.

Gary was completely Otis and couldn't walk straight.Fred was Otis by midnight and began looking like he was going to barf.

Four beers and he was out cold.He sat in his chair at the table, out cold.

Those guys are really out like a light!All four of them drank till they were out like a light.

Oh, man, I drank till I was out of my skull.Two beers and he was out of his skull.

She spends a lot of time out of the way.After a few more drinks, Bill will be out of the way.

Four customers were overserved and had to leave.The overserved guy there in the corner is going to be sick.

Man, Max was really packaged last night!By midnight she was totally packaged.

Whenever I drink champagne, I get totally pafisticated.Look at her drive. She is a real pafisticated lady.

I think I'll go out and get paid tonight.Tom went to the tavern and spent all his money on getting paid.

Sally stayed at the bar just long enough to get parboiled.She's not really stewed, just parboiled.

This old boy is really pee'd.His old lady gets pee'd after a few beers.

Man, was she peonied! Really stoned.Let's go get peonied, just for the hell of it.

That guy looks a little pepped up. Don't give him any more booze.I feel sort of pepped up. Time to stop drinking.

Three beers and he's perked.No more. She's done. She's perked up for good.

She's not drunk; she's petrified.He drank moonshine till he was petrified.

You won't wake him up for hours yet. He's phfft.Three beers and she's phfft, for sure.

She's usually pickled by noon.It only takes a few drinks to get him pickled.

That guy is really pie-eyed. Send him home.We've got a pie-eyed bus driver. I want to get off!

That guy is really piffed.How can anybody get that piffed on four beers?

Three glasses of booze and she was totally piffled.He was so piffled he couldn't talk!

How can anybody drink so much and not get totally pifflicated?Get that pifficated stuffed shirt out of here!

How can anyone get so pigeon-eyed on so little booze?Who is that pigeon-eyed guy over there who is having such a hard time standing up?

I've had too much. I'm beginning to feel pilfered.That old boy is really pilfered.

She's sitting there looking a bit pinked.I want to get pinked. Fill it up, bartender.

I'm not drunk. Just a little pipped up.She's pipped and ready to get sick.

He was really pissed.He was so pissed he could hardly stand up.

She seems a bit pixilated. She's probably been drinking.Martha, you mustn't drive. I think you are pixilated.

She's really plastered.She's so plastered she can't see.

He's not just drunk; he's plastered to the wall!How can anybody get plastered to the wall on just four beers?

He wasn't really stoned. Just pleasantly plastered.I get to the point that I am pleasantly plastered, and then I stop.

He sure is plonked up.She is totally plonked.

We went out and got totally plootered.How can anyone get so plootered on a bottle of wine?

They all came home plotzed.Two bottles and she was plotzed.

One glass of that stuff and I was polished up.How much of that do I have to drink to get good and polished?

How much of that stuff does it take to get pooped?He's been drinking all night and is totally pooped out.

She was so poopied that she giggled all the way home.They got real poopied last night.

What's he been drinking? He's pop-eyed as hell.She drank until she was totally pop-eyed.

Those guys are powdered up.Most of the bums in the gutter are really powdered.

He's really preserved.He drank a quart of vodka and is totally preserved.

When he started pouring his drink down his collar, I knew he was puggled.The whole gang got puggled last night.

Can you imagine getting pummelled on peppermint schnapps?They get pummelled every Friday night.

Tom is a little pushed and can't walk very straight.How can you be so pushed on so little booze?

That guy is stinking drunk. Putrid, in fact.They went out last night and got putrid.

He wasn't just tipsy. He was put to bed with a shovel!Dead drunk? Yes, put to bed with a shovel.

She is really quartzed!How can anybody get so quartzed on a bottle of wine?

After a glass or two, he got a little queer.She was so queer she could hardly stagger home.

I feel sort of queered.How can anybody get so queered on two beers?

Let's go down to the tavern and rack up.I think I'll rack up.

After an hour of drinking, Bill was more than a little rattled.Being rattled from beer, I stopped drinking beer and began on the rum.

Those guys were raunchy as hell.Let's go out and get good and ronchie.

Yes, they were ripe all right. Stinking drunk.Bill was so ripe that they took him home.

He was stewed, roasted, and boiled.He's out getting roasted with the boys.

It takes a case of beer to get Wilbur rotten.When he gets rotten, he's sort of dangerous.

The old lady got rumdum on gin.Two glasses and she was rumdum and asleep.

Sailors like to go into town and get rummed up.Those boys are really rummed.

She's rummy, and she's going to be sick.Who's the rummy old girl?How long does it take a heavy drinker like Bob to get rummy?

She went out and got herself sauced.Man, do you look sauced.

I got sawed last weekend, and I still have a headache.She drank a lot, but never got sawed.

She is scammered out of her mind.Two bottles of that stuff and she was scammered.

How can anybody be so screeching drunk on four beers?She's not just drunk; she's screeching.

She spends a lot of time screwed.She's not just drunk; she's screwed tight.

Who wants to go out and get screwed, blued, and tattooed?All four of them went out and got screwed, blued, and tattooed.

How can anybody be so screwy on five beers?I've never seen anybody so screwy.

She just sat there and got scronched.He spends a lot of time totally scronched.

When I got to the point of seeing pink elephants, I knew that something had to be done.The old one who's shaking—he's probably seeing snakes.

She's not just drunk; she's sewed up.Will this stuff get me sewed up?

Fred was really SF last night.How can that guy get so SF?

She is mucho shagged!Nobody is not too shagged to drive—or something like that.

I feel a tad shaved.So what if I'm a bit shaved? I shtill have all my shenses.

Ernie was so shellacked he couldn't see.How did he get so shellacked? I didn't see him drink anything.

It took her about ten minutes to get schicker and three days to get sober.He's schickered, and he's not going anywhere tonight.

Tipsy? He's shined from dawn to dusk.The old farmer seemed a bit shined.

I'm shit-faced, and I know it.Move over. You're too shitty to drive.

They are a little noisy, I guess, but after all they are shot, you know, plastered.I am half shot now. I'll quit before I'm shot.

He's shot in the neck, but he's not bleeding.What's wrong with Harry is that he's shot in the neck every day by supper.

We are all too shredded to drive home. What shall we do?I believe that each of us is shredded enough to fly home. Let's vote on that.

I'd like to go out tonight and get sizzled— maybe that would help me forget Tiffany.Harold got himself sizzled and couldn't drive to the dance.

He was skunk-drunk and didn't want to be bothered.Some skunk-drunk character came in and started talking big.

Kelly got skunked on suds—very unusual for him.He was so skunked he couldn't find his house.

Ted and Bill came home slaughtered and caught hell for it.Garth went out and got himself slaughtered again last night.

Wallace is too slewed to drive.She knows how to stop drinking before she gets slewy.

He's only slightly rattled. He'll recover by morning.She can be stone blind and still seem only slightly rattled.

I've never seen a senior citizen so inelegantly slopped as was Walter.He was so slopped, he could walk without his cane.

Man, is he sloshed to the ears!He is as sloshed as they come.

I'm slugged—skunked, you know, corned. And I think I am going to sick up.Ted realized that he was slugged out of his mind, but tried to get the bartender to serve him another drink.

I hate to come home slushed and wake up everybody. I have to sing, you see.This chick is so slushed that she doesn't know her name.

Let's go out and get ourselves good and snapped.Pete was snapped up by eightthirty.

He got himself thoroughly snooted.She's snooted and will never get home by herself.

Man, was she snoozamorooed!He went and got himself snoozamorooed before the wedding.

He got himself totally snotted in two hours.He was too snotted to stand up.

How can anybody be so snozzled on four beers?Those guys are really snozzled!

She was a little snuffy, but nothing debilitating.Who's the snuffy little guy in the corner booth?

All the guys came home soaked.Frank was too soaked to drive home.

I don't know what was in that punch, but I was socked.She got socked out of her mind.

After a few hours at the party, it appeared that most people were getting soft.Hard liquor makes people soft.

The two old ladies got a little soggy, but nothing uncouth.They weren't sopping wet, just soggy.

After about six beers, Ralph found himself a little soppy.He's soused—you know, sopping wet.

They were so-so after a while—in front of the television with all that beer and stuff.He's so-so, but he can still stand up.

Then he got sort of soupy and broke up the party.These young kids tend to get soupy rather than pass out.

We were really soused.All we need right now is a soused bus driver.

Ted and Bill went out and got themselves southern-fried.When Bob came home southern-fried, his wife nearly killed him.

Man, was she sozzled.She was so sozzly she didn't even know her name, or my name, or anybody's name.

Mrs. Wilmington-Thorpe drank champagne until she was nearly spifflicated.Being spificated on champagne is not as bad as it sounds.

She was a little squiffed, but still entertaining.The hostess was so squiffed she could hardly stand.

Hank squiffed out at midnight, right on the dot.She kept from squiffing out because she didn't trust her date.

Man, was he starched!No, he wasn't quite stiff, but he was starched.

He was really steamed— and could hardly stand up.By midnight, Larry was too steamed to drive home, and he had to spend the night.

Why does a grown man have to get stewed to the gills every night of his life if there isn't something a little wrong with him?Here's old Charlie—stewed to the ears, as always.

Gary was too stewed to remember his name.The kid was stewed up and scared to death of what his parents were going to do to him.

Kelly was too stiff to find his keys.She knows how to stop drinking before she gets stiffed.

He was really stinking.She came within an inch of getting stinking drunk.

Jerry drank the sauce till he was stone blind.When he was stone blind, he drank some more.

My buddy here is stonkered and needs a ride, and can I have one, too?Wally was stonkered beyond any help.

My buddy is too stozzled to drive home. Can you give him a lift?Marty can drink and drink and never get stozzled or even tipsy.

The guy was too stuccoed to drive and couldn't stand up to walk.I can drink without getting stuccoed, mainly because I drink soda.

I'm a little stung by the mule, but I can find my way home if you'll just remind me how to open this door.She can drink that stuff all evening and never get stung.

I was simply stunned with the stuff.Kelly was stunned and had to be carried home to recover.

These kids are so stupid they can't see straight. They're all going to be sick.Wayne was too stupid to walk, let alone drive.

Tracy is too swacked to drive home. Can somebody give her a lift?He walked straight out of the office and went straight into the bar with the intention of getting swacked.

Look at him! He's swamped—stoned out of his mind.Those old boys used to go out and get swamped every Saturday night.

Man, is she ever swigged!He is too swiggled to drive.

Fred went out and got himself swizzled.Man, he is really swizzled!

How can anybody be so swoozled on three beers?Those guys are really swoozled!

Tom was a little tacky, so he gave me his car keys.Bruno seems tacky, but that's just the way he is.

She was too tanked to drive.That old codger is really tanked.

The guy was just a little tanky.He found a way to slow down and keep from getting tanky at parties.

She was completely tanned.Tom is too tanned to drive. Get him out of that car.

Daddy's that way again.I'm sorry, but Fred's that way again and can't drive to work.

Tad is sort of soppy, you might say, thawed.Do you think he's too thawed to drive us home?

He was three sheets to the wind and didn't pay attention to my warning.By midnight, he was three sheets.

He had a tendency to get a little tiddled.Jack's too tiddled to drive.

Harry was too tiffled to drive.Mary got a little tiffled, but nothing really gross.

Frank was tight and didn't want to drive.The host got tight and had to go to bed.

The old man was tight as a tick, but still lucid.The host got tight as a tick and fell in the pool.

Ben is too tipply to drive home.I feel a little tipply.

The chick got toasted on two glasses of cheap white wine.I'm not toasted, just a little breathless.

He was tongue-tied and couldn't stand up.She's not just tipsy; she's tongue-tied.

Gary drank until he was topsy-boozy.She was so topsy-boosy she couldn't stand up.

Four glasses of gin and the jerk was totally topsy-turvy.She was too topsy-turvy to stand up.

Fred was really torqued and trying to pick fights with everyone.Mary gets torqued on just a few drinks.

Tom was too totaled to talk.Jed was totaled and couldn't see to pay the bill.

She was acting a little touched, but we didn't smell anything on her breath.Jed is a mite touched, wouldn't you say? Can't talk, walk, or see.

He was just a tad toxy, but no one in the audience could tell.The boss showed up toxicated after lunch and shocked the secretaries.

Jim came home trammeled and was sick on the carpet.Wow, is she trammeled!

They were both tubed and giggling.You really look tubed, man!

Wally was a little tuned so Sally swiped his car keys.Tom was too tuned to stand up, let alone drive.

Jim came in a little tweased last night.How tweased can anybody get on two beers?

They're not really bombed— just tweeked a little.Fred was too tweeked to stand up.

She was so twisted she couldn't see.That chick is really twisted bad.

Perhaps I am under the affluence of incohol just a little bit.You are very, very much under the affluence of incohol, as you have so aptly put it.

Jed was under the table by midnight.By 3:00 in the morning, everyone was under the table.

Daddy's under the weather again.Wally's just a tad under the weather.

Only two glasses of booze and he was up a tree for sure.My buddy here is up a tree and needs a crash for the night.

She was a little upholstered, but not seriously impaired.He drank till he was comfortably upholstered.

You sound a little up the pole. Why don't you call back when you're sober?She's up the pole and shouldn't drive.

Really varnished, he was. Couldn't see a hole in a ladder.That lady is too varnished to drive. If you see her getting into a car, call the cops.

He's a tad vegetable but not in a stupor.Helen drank till she was totally vegetable.

Claude is completely vomatose. What a party!Beavis got himself vomatose and messed up the driveway.

She's sort of walking on rocky socks.He looks like he's walking on rocky socks.

Wow, is he ever wall-eyed!Who's the wall-eyed guy carrying the ham sandwich?

Too many yellows made Jerry warped as the dickens.I think Max is permanently warped.

Tom is too waxed to talk.Sam got waxed and had to be taken home.

By midnight, he was pretty well-fixed.You might say he is well-fixed. You might say he's dead drunk, too.

He was well-oiled and couldn't stand up.Get him well-oiled and break the news to him.

The jerk is wet and can't drive home.He's been drinking since noon and is pretty wet.

Man, is she whazood!Pete was too waa-zooed to stand up.

Jed found himself a mite whiffled, but nobody else knew.That guy really looks whiffled.

He slid under the table—whipped, for sure.She was too whipped to find money to pay her bill.

Fred's whittled and can't hardly see.Why does he keep getting so whittled?

Jerry was totally whooshed by midnight.Hank was whooshed but thought he could drive home.

Ken's a little wing heavy and can't fly straight.From the way he's staggering, I'd say he's more than a little wing heavy.

Good grief, was he woofled!Did I get woofled last night? I just don't remember.

I felt a little woozy, but that didn't stop me from having more.Woozy as I am, I can still drive. Now, give me back my keys.

How can anybody get so zagged on three beers?Wow, is she zagged!

We all got zapped and then went home.Marty is too zapped to stand up.

Two of them were zissified on rum. The rest just got a little wrecked.Man, is she zissified!

What's the matter with your eyes? Get a little zoned last night?Yeah, I'm sort of zoned out.

Boy howdy! Are you ever zoobang!So, you think I'm zoobang? You want to step outside?

Sam likes to go out and get zooed every weekend.Garth is so silly when he's zooed.

Both of them were zooted to the max.She was too zooted to even see straight.

She was zorked beyond help.Everybody was essentially zorked by midnight.

Dave was too zozzled to drive.John had a few, but he didn't get zozzled or anything like that.