haemorrhoid; hemorrhoid noun an irritation, an annoying person US An excruciating pun on “pain in the ass”.
“Hemmorrhoids?” “Everybody uses that.” — Joseph Wambaugh, The Choirboys, 1975
Dining alone with Keith Floyd / Is something we all should avoid. / Everything’s fine / Till he gets to the wine, / And then he’s right haemorrhoid. — I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue theOfficialLimerickCollection, 1998