IT'S
brass monkey weather - even for the monkeys at Dudley Zoo.
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You don't want to be getting your kit off when it's
brass monkey weather.
Ever thought of undressing for dinner?
It was
brass monkey weather and Celtic's defending resembled a chimps' tea party at times.
VAST SEA OF EMPTY BLUE SEATS AS FED-UP FANS STAGE A BOYCOTT ... IT LOOKS MORE LIKE IBROX THAN ZAGREB
AND I thought 10 weeks in the frozen Minnesotan wilds for Fargo was bad enough, but last week's episode of A Cabbie Abroad (BBC Two) took
brass monkey weather to nether-perishing extremes.
Auction show is just too rich for my taste; Bevan on the box WITH NATHAN BEVAN
The reaction we've had to it has been brilliant." | Watch the video at walesonline.co.uk IT'S
BRASS MONKEY WEATHER A ZOO proved it is real
brass monkey weather yesterday - by wrapping up their chimps in blankets.
Met Office issues more weather warnings as snow hits Wales again; FREEZING TEMPERATURES SET TO LAST UNTIL END OF WEEK
With all the
brass monkey weather at home, if nothing else this result should have warmed everyone up a bit.
This brilliant team will clean up and be No.1 in the world
I suggest a better name would be the winter of the Brass Monkey, because it's
brass monkey weather we are likely to get.
Global warming claims are false; Letters extra
BRASS MONKEY WEATHER: Have you got any gloves, mum?
Now, the big melt
It may be
brass monkey weather - but it's also beautiful.
Winter wonderland
The Arctic
brass monkey weather is likely to be the worst this winter.
Dear Rachel: ARCTIC BRASS MONKEYS!
Prince Charles, clearly in good humour, said: "As it is proverbially
brass monkey weather I won't keep you long.
Prince does honours at Fakenham
We were on location in the Highlands in the most freezing period of the year you can imagine - it was November and it was
brass monkey weather. I remember a line in the script which went something like: 'this was the other side of the Highland experience '.
Drama is the driving force for David
But on this occasion we had driven into town together, parked in the multi storey and by the time we reached BHS I realised I was in danger of frostbite in a sensitive area because I was wearing a wind cheater in what was
brass monkey weather. My wife, meanwhile, was snug as a bug in a rug.
Movie hunk or a new kitchen utensil, ladies?
Let's have the likes of the Beeb's Carol Kirkwood, above left, telling us if it's going to be
brass monkey weather, coming down in stair-rods, or - please - hot enough to fry your brains out.
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TWO shivering Barbary macaques cuddled up to keep out the cold as
brass monkey weather gripped Scotland.
It's brass monkeys this Easter