You can’t get there from here

(you) can't get there from here

A humorous phrase used when giving directions to a place that is far away or difficult to get to from one's current location. Main Street? Well, you can't get there from here—we're out in the sticks.
See also: get, here, there
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

You can’t get there from here

sent. Where you want to go is in a very remote location. (Cliché.) Adamsville? Sorry, you can’t get there from here.
See also: get, here, there
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
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