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Tub of lard to triathlete Page 3 Page 3 As it was Frank Lampard's side played a fantastic second half with exciting loanees Harry Wilson and Mason Mount to the fore as they won 4-2.
It's hard to see past another Celtic win; Bookies View
Not many TV shows can boast a
tub of lard as one of their star guests or attract a wide variety of hosts from Sir Bruce Forsyth and Brian Blessed to Benedict Cumberbatch and Jo Brand.
Trump, Toblerone and a tub of lard; We look back at the lasting appeal of long-running comedy quiz show Have I Got News For You ?
And then you ask Lionel, 'So, these weapons of mass destruction" Ian Hislop, Angus Deayton and Paul Merton with guests Donna McPhail, Salman Rushdie and that infamous
tub of lard back in 1993 Ian, Paul and the host's chair - all still going after 28 years
Trump, Toblerone and a tub of lard; We look back at the lasting appeal of long-running comedy quiz show Have I Got News For You ?
I recall sitting at another ground near a chap, who liked his pies and ale, describing a supremely fit, slim young man as "a great
tub of lard".
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The technical, passing, possession football that is now the norm for any side with ambitions to remain in the Premier League, let alone win it, and the idea that eating vegetables rather than a
tub of lard would help player performance, were brought in by Wenger alone.
Why even the #WengerOut brigade should lament Arsene Wenger's exit from Arsenal
It reminded me why, instead of a feeling of holistic well-being, I always leave these places feeling fleeced and swearing I could do a better job myself with a cheese grater and a
tub of lard.
DIARY OF A SINGLE MUM; I was hot stuff after my spa day
I'd prefer the
Tub of Lard treatment - which was dished out to nonattendee Lord Hattersley after, at short notice, he dropped out of appearing on Have I Got News for you for a third time.
Man up Cameron or it's the tub of lard
Its laugh still echoes in the silent recesses of my mind until today, whispering to me that I'm fat, that everyone hates me, and that I'm a
tub of lard that nobody will ever want.
I am not a number
Which politician was once replaced by a
tub of lard on the TV show Have I Got News For You?
Quick Quiz
Repeat the process as necessary, or when a melon and a
tub of lard are introduced.
Decks and balances: NAA staff writer Lauren Boston writes a humorous blog on APTly Spoken every Thursday at www.naabq.org/blog
HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU BBC1, 9pm What have Boris Johnson, Ross Noble and a
tub of lard got in common?
TV CHOICE
The basket contains alleged footballing love-cheat Ryan Giggs, alleged reality TV star Imogen Thomas, alleged defender of the truth and Birmingham Liberal Democrat MP John Hemming, and a
tub of lard. Which one would you save?
The balloon has gone up and it's filled with hot air
It is certainly a show with plenty of quiet and refined dignity, which is bizarre considering it once replaced a guest with a
tub of lard. When it started on BBC Two back in 1990, there was little publicity to accompany the king of the comedy panel games.
Pick of the day
Expressions such as "fatso," "
tub of lard," "blimp," "balloon," "shrimp" or "munchkin" could be outlawed.
Nanny's life is just so taxing
She's been known to have the occasional bath with a
tub of lard.
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