whenever (one) farts

whenever (one) farts

Whenever one takes even the most insignificant of actions. You can't help but feel sorry for the woman. She's so famous that the tabloids write up 10 different stories whenever she farts. Whenever he farts, he's posting about it on Insta-Blam, Spacebook, and ClickClock. He's so annoying that I eventually had to stop following him.
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Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
See also:
  • whenever
  • the gutter press
  • be tight-arsed
  • play fast and loose, to
  • fast and loose
  • feel small
  • look/feel small
  • don't spend it all in one place