tits on a boar hog

tits on a boar hog

vulgar slang A phrase used to emphasize that something is unnecessary or unhelpful. Hey, thanks for the broken wrench—it's about as useful as tits on a boar hog. Her advice is always useless as tits on a boar hog—don't pay her any attention.
See also: boar, hog, on, tit
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
See also:
  • (as) useful as tits on a bull
  • (as) worthless as tits on a boar (hog)
  • (as) useless as tits on a bull
  • (as) useless as tits on a boar hog
  • (as) useless as an ashtray on a motorbike
  • useless
  • (as) useless as tits on a nun
  • nun
  • AIIC
  • monkey wrench