"
Thank you for calling Birmingham City Council," said the man on the line, when I got through.
Professional but no help
A welcome message and a '
Thank you for calling' are important," Hanson said.
Hello! Please let me spend my money!
ROTO-ROOTER: Okay, well
thank you for calling Roto-Rooter, and I am sorry about your fish.
Flushing Nemo
We'll send the tickets to you,
thank you for calling," she says cheerfully into her headset.
Your cheese won't melt? Please hold... A day in the life of a Buenos Aires call center operator. (Special Report: Connection)
As a young biracial college student, I
thank you for calling attention to it.
letters to the editor
I was put through to about five different people after being forced to listen to all that '
thank you for calling' nonsense once more.
Mary Johnston's Column: Insure against these sales folk
The thrill is in that nanosecond of quiet when you sense you will finally talk to an actual person--before the hope is dashed by another voice that begins, "
Thank you for calling AOL.
Gaydar Love
It goes something like this, "
Thank you for calling Loveable Bank's customer help line.
The human factor
DEAR TRINIDAD:
Thank you for calling this to our attention.
Risk-taking girlfriend is driving boyfriend, 69, to distraction
Thank you for calling. I don't think he was in a very balanced state of mind.
Rupert Murdoch says 'unbalanced' Gordon Brown 'declared war' on News Corp
?FIONA,
thank you for calling for a pledge to uphold the Military Covenant following the deaths of the six British soldiers in Afghanistan.
Your Shout
Then, "This person does not subscribe to voicemail,
Thank you for calling".
Menace driver
After a call from the Echo, the council announced that the Welsh translation of '
thank you for calling the Vale of Glamorgan council' would be added to the recorded message.
Why workers won't begreeting you in Welsh; Call centre staff ditch bilingualism over voice strain fear
"
Thank you for calling the Prime Minister's constituency office," the answerphone message begins.
So do we want our MP back? Er, maybe
Here's how the experience went Good morning,
thank you for calling Father Christmas.
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