well-hung

'World's Greatest Dad' director Bobcat Goldthwaite has revealed that his best pal Williams is a member of Hollywood's well-hung club.

Long sonic anthems buried in monolithic mountains of riffage took me hook, line, and sinker with the first song, "Destined to Ruin." The cover artwork is killer, and if comparisons are needed, think about an earth ride on a well-hung warhorse.

Conversely, "well-hung" men proudly parade in the nude.

In the blue-toned diptych YMAP (Art), 2005, a well-hung and well-leied brunet shows off both his front and rear assets, relaxing on a ready bed while a second figure uses a makeshift Warhol-meets-Kienholz "camera" (made, in part, of a "Toymato Soup" can and jerry-built tin flash) to "take" pictures.

Drink with: This wine demands equally powerful dishes such as well-hung game or ragu.

Do these table d'hote kill-joys not realise that most right-thinking people would rather expire over a plate of bacon and eggs than sit cross-legged waiting for a centenary telegram from the Queen -- a woman not known to turn her nose up at a well-hung pheasant with all the entrails and trimmings.

Well-hung, spindly Ferris has more sex than he can handle, especially with his mother-in-law (Kate Robbins) and an insatiable chip-shop girl (Helen Latham).

Conversely, a well-hung, attractive gallery will often entice passers-by to enter and perhaps buy.

A well-hung door has an even gap on all three sides, but a sagging door will have an uneven gap.

The satisfying sound of a well-hung door depends on a lot of manufacturing variables, particularly on accurate MIG welds of door hinges to galvanized-steel door stampings.

"Well," emailed one reader, "now I know what they mean by well-hung meat."

For well-hung birds that are more savoury, a weighty South African such as Extra Special Fairtrade Pinotage 2011, Western Cape, South Africa (pounds 6.98, Asda) suits the strong tangy flavours of pheasant or duck, especially when paired with herb stuffing and Savoy cabbage.

With Anne helping out in Westminster, Nick Clegg and Co may even end up with a well-hung Parliament.

But there will also be goose with prune and bacon rolls, sage and onion stuffing, plus a well-hung sirloin of Welsh black beef from our local butchers in Bala, which will also be fantastic cold in the evening with pickles, potato salad and a dollop of creamy horseradish.

If you want good fish dishes, your fish must be as fresh as possible; you can't do as well with dried herbs as you can with fresh; well-hung beef beats the socks off the flabby red stuff you see too often in supermarkets, and so on.