teapot

(as) useful as a chocolate teapot

Utterly useless (because pouring boiling water into a chocolate teapot would melt it). That umbrella is stuck inside out, so it's about as useful as a chocolate teapot right now.
See also: chocolate, teapot, useful

a storm in a teapot

A disproportionate reaction of anger, concern, or displeasure over some minor or trivial matter. (A less common variant of "a tempest in a teacup/teapot.") If you ask me, these protests are nothing but a storm in a teapot that's been stoked by a media campaign of misinformation. I really think you're making a storm in a teapot over this. It's just a tiny scratch on the car!
See also: storm, teapot

a tempest in a teapot

A disproportionate reaction of anger, concern, or displeasure over some minor or trivial matter. If you ask me, these protests are nothing but a tempest in a teapot that's been stoked by a media campaign of misinformation. I really think you're making a tempest in a teapot over this. It's just a tiny scratch on the car!
See also: teapot, tempest

smash the teapot

To resume drinking alcohol after a time of sobriety. The "teapot" here is likely a reference to the term "teetotaler"—one who does not drink alcohol. A: "But Paul's been sober for years. Has he really smashed the teapot?" B: "Yes! I saw him drunkenly stumbling out of the pub last night."
See also: smash, teapot
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

tempest in a teacup

 and tempest in a teapot
an argument or disagreement over a very minor matter. The entire issue of who was to present the report was just a tempest in a teapot. The argument at the office turned into a tempest in a teacup. No one really cared about the outcome.
See also: teacup, tempest
McGraw-Hill Dictionary of American Idioms and Phrasal Verbs.

tempest in a teapot

Also, tempest in a teacup. A great disturbance or uproar over a matter of little or no importance. For example, All that because a handful of the thousand invited guests didn't show up? What a tempest in a teapot! This expression has appeared in slightly different forms for more than 300 years. Among the variations are storm in a cream bowl, tempest in a glass of water, and storm in a hand-wash basin. The British prefer storm in a teacup. The current American forms were first recorded in 1854. For a synonym, see much ado about nothing.
See also: teapot, tempest
The American Heritage® Dictionary of Idioms by Christine Ammer.

a tempest in a teapot

AMERICAN
If you describe a situation or an argument as a tempest in a teapot, you mean that people are very angry or upset about it, but it is not really important and will soon be over. He said that the argument over the painting was a tempest in a teapot. He believed that the agency's clash with the company was, in effect, a tempest in a teapot and that they would take appropriate action to calm the agency. Note: The usual British expression is a storm in a teacup.
See also: teapot, tempest
Collins COBUILD Idioms Dictionary, 3rd ed.

tempest in a teapot, a

A storm over a trifle; much ado about nothing. This expression has appeared in slightly varying forms for hundreds of years—a storm in a cream bowl (1678 letter from the duke of Ormond to the earl of Arlington), a tempest in a glass of water (the grand duke Paul of Russia, ca. 1790), a storm in a hand-wash basin (Lord Thurlow, ca. 1830), and, throughout much of the nineteenth century, a storm in a teacup (still preferred in Britain). In the twentieth century it changed to its present form, at least in America.
See also: tempest
The Dictionary of Clichés by Christine Ammer
See also:
  • (as) useful as a chocolate teapot
  • useful
  • chocolate
  • as much use as a chocolate fireguard
  • chocoholic
  • mint chocolate chip
  • (right) up there with (someone or something)
  • be (right) up there with (someone or something)
  • better than sex
  • road to nowhere
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Teapots were regularly made to commemorate FA Cup winners in the first half of the 20th century.
During the work, conservators uncovered original gold paint beneath its black exterior, which led to the teapot being regilded as part of its restoration.
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One day while preparing everything for their mom's return from work, as she reaches for Gramma Emmeline's china teapot on the top shelf, she slips on a crayon and drops the teapot just as momma walks in.
But it is the presence of legs that is unexpected and not simply because this is a teapot with legs to begin with, but because this is a teapot with long legs - three of them, to be exact, a tripod arrangement that suspends the vessel itself well above any surface.
London, Oct 05 ( ANI ): A new white teapot has been created which is engraved with the likeness of Russian president Vladimir Putin.
Take a step back in time and invite your friends to share a cuppa from this vintage-inspired teapot. PIP Studio teapot, PS39.95 from John Lewis.
The main star pattern of Sagittarius is called the Teapot, and that's exactly what it looks like.