the dear only knows

the dear only knows

dated No one knows; I have no idea. A euphemistic substitution for "God only knows." Primarily heard in Ireland. The dear only knows how long it will take for my application to be processed. A: "How do you think you did on your exam?" B: "The dear only knows!"
See also: dear, know
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
See also:
  • the dear knows
  • wot
  • God knows
  • God knows (that) I've tried
  • God only knows
  • God only knows!
  • God/goodness/Heaven knows
  • goddess
  • goddess knows
  • goddess only knows