A
bone-idle cat called Garfield has been branded Britain's laziest moggie.
Fat cat labelled laziest in Britain
'It's been hard to get a proper line on her because she's
bone-idle at home,' added Easterby.
Beverley: Baymist ends lean spell for veteran jockey Lucas
Are motorists so
bone-idle that they cannot walk that far?
You say: Bone idle drivers
If being
bone-idle was an Olympic sport, then Berba (right) would be a cert for the bronze medal.
DIMI IN AN ARSENAL KIP? RESULT!
Meanwhile he fuels the gravy train for the useless
bone-idle slobs who abuse our welfare system from cradle to grave, while ensuring billions finds its way to the bureaucratic abyss of local government, devolved powers and Europe?
VENT YOUR SPLEEN
Take My Mother-In- Law is back for a second series of the battleaxes versus the
bone-idle as mum moves out and the mother-in-law moves in.
TAKE MY MOTHER-IN-LAWTUES, ITV1, 9.45pm; NEW!
I have a few words to say to the arrogant,
bone-idle 36-year-old person who says that pensioners should stop saying they are hard done by.
Your Letters: Earn some self respect
NOEL Gallagher has admitted he is "
bone-idle lazy".
Gallagher's importance of being idle; MUSIC
Getting the
bone-idle to sweat for a living will give them self-esteem, plus working stiffs won't have to support sad-sack sloths anymore.
Kyle won't have any guests
Fergie (inset) publicly backs the
bone-idle Bulgarian but privately must be searching everywhere for the receipt.
Fergie won't have a pot.. RESULT!
To all the scrounging asylum seekers and our own several million
bone-idle dossers, single mothers and ex-council workers who can't do a hard day's work because of bad backs, it will mean nothing.
Wasters' shame; lettres
LOVE RAT: Bone idle Jack with Jane in happier days Pictures: ROSS PARRY' SECRET AFFAIR: Jack and his mistress Linda Noble' LOVE NEST:
Bone-idle Jack sunned himself in Malaga' BETRAYED: Jane worked non-stop to fund her lazy husband
The pain in Spain is mainly.. my lying lazy loverat hubby! EXCLUSIVE TREADMILL WIFE TELLS OF BETRAYAL BY EL SKIVER
Even though the writing isn't quite in the same razor-sharp league as Will and Grace, this still manages to shoe-horn in some cutting one-liners, such as when Lucy accuses the
bone-idle Lee of being a caveman at heart.
Your LIFE: WE LOVE TELLY! - COMEDY NOT GOING OUT BBC1, 9.30pm
These
bone-idle tenants have untold girlfriends and a large number of kids, then say they don't know who the fathers are.
Letter: Respect gone
THE
bone-idle waster should stop sponging off his mum and go out into the world like any other bloke.
WRITE PEOPLE: HIGH TIME MUMMY'S BOY GREW UP