sez me

sez me

On my authority; according to me. An intentional misspelling of "says me." Used to assert one's confidence about some statement or proclamation one has just made, most often in response to the phrase "Sez who?" A: "You are not taking the car out tonight!" B: "Oh yeah? Sez who?" A: "Sez me! I paid for it, so I get to decide who uses it or not!" A: "Who says we can't go out tonight?" B: "Sez me, that's who! This is my house, and you'll do as I say!"
See also: sez
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

Sez me!

verb
See Says me!
See also: Sez
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • Sez me!
  • says me
  • Says me!
  • sez who
  • Sez who?
  • stronk
  • oll korrect
  • phased
  • phazed
  • could of, would of, should of
References in classic literature
"Peg him out!' sez me orf'cer bhoy, up loud, just as if 'twas battalion p'rade an' he pickin' his wurrds from the Sargint.
"'Peg out that man!' sez me orf'cer bhoy, niver losin' his timper; an' the non-coms wint in and pegged out Scrub Greene by the side av Peg Barney.
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