pud

beat the dummy

vulgar slang To masturbate. A term only applied to males. A: "Why is he all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, his crush walked in on him beating the dummy. How horrifying is that?"
See also: beat, dummy

pound (one's) pud

vulgar slang To masturbate. Only applied to males. "Pud" is a slang term for the penis. A: "Why is he all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, Samantha walked in on him pounding his pud. How horrifying is that?"
See also: pound, pud

pud

vulgar slang A penis. My last roommate used to walk around in the nude, with his pud hanging out and everything! I wish you'd stop scratching your pud through your jeans like that.

pull (one's) pud

vulgar slang To masturbate. Only applied to males. "Pud" is a slang term for the penis. A: "Why is he all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, Samantha walked in on him pulling his pud. How horrifying is that?"
See also: pud, pull
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

beat the dummy

and beat the meat and beat one’s meat and beat the pup and choke the chicken and pound one’s meat and pull one’s pud and pull one’s wire and whip one’s wire and whip the dummy and yank one’s strap
tv. to masturbate. (Usually objectionable.) Are you going to sit around all day pulling your pud? We heard him in there “choking the chicken,” as the street crowd says.
See also: beat, dummy

pull one’s pud

verb
See beat the dummy
See also: pud, pull

pud

n. the penis. Stop scratching your pud in public!
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • beat the dummy
  • beat the meat
  • beat (one's) meat
  • beat one’s meat
  • beat your meat
  • beat the bishop
  • beat the pup
  • fap it
  • bash the bishop
  • burp
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