rocking horse shit

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(as) rare as rocking horse shit

vulgar slang Extremely rare or unlikely; all but, or most likely, impossible or non-existent. Primarily heard in Ireland. An honest person in politics? Yeah, that's as rare as rocking horse shit. I'm sorry to say, but the part this engine needs is rare as rocking horse shit. They haven't manufactured these in nearly 50 years!
See also: horse, rare, rocking, shit

rocking horse shit

vulgar slang Something is extremely rare or unlikely; all but, or most likely, impossible or non-existent. Often used in the phrase "(as) rare as rocking horse shit." Primarily heard in Ireland. An honest person in politics? Yeah, that's as rare as rocking horse shit. I'm sorry to say, but the part this engine needs is rare as rocking horse shit. They haven't manufactured these in nearly 50 years!
See also: horse, rocking, shit
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
See also:
  • (as) rare as rocking horse crap
  • (as) rare as rocking horse poo
  • poo
  • manure
  • (as) rare as rocking horse manure
  • rocking horse manure
  • rocking-horse manure
  • What's that got to do with the price of cheese?
  • What's that got to do with the price of fish?