said no one ever

said no one ever

slang A humorous tag or retort that emphasizes the preceding statement as false. A: "I think he's ugly in a cute way." B: "Said no one ever!" "I love it when I stub my toe," said no one ever.
See also: ever, no, one, said
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
See also:
  • zinger
  • talk through the back of (one's) neck
  • hay is for horses
  • because reasons
  • your mom
  • l'esprit de l'escalier
  • (Don't ask me,) I just work here.
  • because is why
  • let fly with (something)