poo

(as) rare as rocking horse poo

vulgar slang Extremely rare or unlikely; all but, or most likely, impossible or non-existent. Primarily heard in Ireland. An honest person in politics? Yeah, that's as rare as rocking horse poo. I'm sorry to say, but the part this engine needs is rare as rocking horse poo. They haven't manufactured these in nearly 50 years!
See also: horse, poo, rare, rocking

drinkypoo

slang An alcoholic beverage. The term is intended to sound infantile or affectedly cute. It's been such a long week—let's go out for some drinkypoos!

go poo-poo

To defecate. This phrase is typically used with children. Sweetheart, do you have to go poo-poo before we leave the house?
See also: go

icky-poo

1. slang Foul, disgusting, or unpleasant. We need a more powerful cleaner to get rid of this icky-poo gunk in the bathtub. I'm starting to get the icky-poo feeling that I shouldn't have said anything in front of her.
2. slang Overly sentimental. I don't need some sappy card and a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day—I hate all that icky-poo stuff.

poohead

slang A juvenile term for an unpleasant, unintelligent, irritating, or mean person. "Poo" is a childish word for excrement. My brother is such a poohead—why can't he just leave me and my friends alone? OK, which of you pooheads stole my candy bar?

pooh-pooh

1. noun An outright dismissal of some argument as being unworthy of consideration or debate. My idea could save the company millions, but I'm still expecting a pooh-pooh from the board of directors because of how radical it is.
2. verb To dismiss something outright, without any due consideration or debate. Don't pooh-pooh her idea before she's had the chance to explain the ins and outs of it! He's always pooh-poohing his assistant's ideas.

poo-poo

1. noun An outright dismissal of some argument as being unworthy of consideration or debate. My idea could save the company millions, but I'm still expecting a poo-poo from the board of directors because of how radical it is.
2. verb To dismiss something outright, without any due consideration or debate. Don't poo-poo her idea before she's had the chance to explain the ins and outs of it! He's always poo-pooing his assistant's ideas.
3. noun, slang A childish term for feces. Please don't touch that diaper, it's full of your sister's poo-poo!
4. verb, slang To defecate. Used especially by or when talking to young children. Our son came running in from the playroom to tell us he needed to poo-poo. Mommy, Daddy, I poo-pooed in my bed.
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

drinkypoo

(ˈdrɪŋkipu)
n. a little drink of liquor. Wouldn’t you like just one more drinkypoo of Madeira?

icky-poo

(ˈɪkipu)
1. mod. disgusting. I don’t like all this icky-poo talk.
2. exclam. Nasty! (Usually Icky-poo!) Oh, icky-poo! I missed my bus!

poo

1. and poo-poo n. fecal material. (see also poop. Mostly juvenile. Usually objectionable.) Don’t step in that dog poo!
2. in. to defecate. (Usually objectionable.) That old dog pooed on our lawn.
3. n. nonsense. (see also poo(h)-poo(h).) I’ve heard enough of your poo.
4. n. champagne. (From shampoo.) How about another glass of poo?
5. Go to poo(h)-poo(h).

poo-poo

verb
See poo

poohead

n. an obnoxious person. What poohead left the window open?

poo(h)-poo(h)

(ˈpuˈpu)
tv. to belittle someone or something. He tends to pooh-pooh things he doesn’t understand.

pooh-pooh

verb
See pooh-pooh

poo-poo

verb
See pooh-pooh
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions

go poo-poo

To defecate.
See also: go
American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fifth Edition.
See also:
  • (as) rare as rocking horse poo
  • (as) rare as rocking horse crap
  • (as) rare as rocking horse manure
  • manure
  • rocking horse manure
  • rocking-horse manure
  • What's that got to do with the price of eggs?
  • What's that got to do with the price of fish?
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There's a change to how dog owners can use poo bags in Elmbridge; The switch should make life easier for a lot of pet owners
THIS stomach-churning image reveals a 'sea of dog poo bags' left at a disused golf course.
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However well intentioned you are, dog poo leaves harmful germs even when picked up well, dogs don't always leave neat little piles to pick up and there's the bits missed for whatever reason.
WEBCHAT; Cardiff dog walkers march to protest against proposed ban from sports pitches
The story in LASTWEDNESDAY's Observer about pupils from Fallin Primary , dubbed the Poo Patrollers, helping to clear dog mess from their school grounds prompted a response our Facebook page.
Well done kids but shame on dog owners; ON FACEBOOK
To make farm poo paper, extract any type of plant fibers from the poop, make a pulp out of those fibers and once you have the pulp, you can make paper.
Turning Poop Into Paper: A Homestead Business You Shouldn't Pooh Pooh