ain't got the brains God gave a squirrel

ain't got the brains God gave a squirrel

Is very foolish or lacking common sense. Jimmy almost crossed the street without looking up from his cell phone. He ain't got the brains God gave a squirrel!
See also: brain, gave, god, squirrel
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

ain't got the brains God gave a squirrel

 and ain't got the sense God gave geese
Rur. is or are very foolish. There goes John, running around barefooted in the snow. He ain't got the brains God gave a squirrel. No use trying to explain anything to Jane. She ain't got the sense God gave geese.
See also: brain, gave, god, squirrel
McGraw-Hill Dictionary of American Idioms and Phrasal Verbs.
See also:
  • ain't got the sense God gave geese
  • ain't got a grain of sense
  • ain't got a lick of sense
  • a fool and his money are soon parted
  • fool and his money are soon parted
  • fool and his money are soon parted, a
  • parted
  • doofus
  • I spoke out of turn
  • be a mug's game