My mother owned one for three days - it was a toxic, blue-smoking
pile of crap that made a noise like a milking machine and reduced her to tears..
So it's Warts for all
As the posh wooden-top's pathetic dog-walkers' shoulder-holster went down like a
pile of crap with unimpressed retailers, I felt genuinely sorry for him.
DEEP IN THE DOGGIE-DOO
He said architect Daniel Libeskind's plan was "the worst
pile of crap architecture I've ever seen".
TRUMP'S (TWIN) TOWERS; ..just like old ones
"If one person writes, 'she's a
pile of crap', that would affect me for six months.
Amanda's in Paradise
Trump also wants the two towers replaced, saying the single Freedom Tower is: "The worst
pile of crap architecture I've ever seen."
Zero respect
If he was a
pile of crap, I would be chuffed someone had put a bid in for him.
Football: Savage was tapped; BLUES OWNER'S SHOCK CLAIM OVER TRANSFER SCANDAL
Imagine if in 50,000 years' time scientists study the endless
pile of crap deposited in today's living rooms, otherwise known as Reality TV, to see what we all evolved into?
BRIAN READE'S COLUMN: The sad reality of trashy television
Susanne Manning gave a neutered-cat rendition of an Elton John song - I think it was I Guess That's Why They Call It A
Pile Of Crap - and yet emerged as the bookie's favourite to win.
Tony Parsons column: TV IDOL IN GEE SWIZZ
Just when you're fooled into thinking that our film industry really could be a force to be reckoned with, along comes another parochial
pile of crap.
Kevin O'Sullivan at the movies: ..and quite possibly the worst; BLACKBALL Cert: 15, 97 mins
Well, like the saturated fat we shovel down kids' throats, that is a
pile of crap.
BRIAN READE'S COLUMN: Parents are the problem ..not the net
Cilla Black: All this stuff about Cilla getting the axe from Blind Date is a
pile of crap. You can't do Blind Date without Cilla Black.
Celebrity view; This week Paul O'Grady, better known as blonde bombsite Lily Savage, lets rip on the soaps, Reality TV and Eurovision; "I hate Corrie. Who gives a toss about paedophiles and teen mums?"
And the forecast is always the same: "This month, as usual, your life will be a steaming
pile of crap."
Victor Lewis-Smith Column: Stars are for Sadgit-arians
It's because flies like nothing better than buzzing round a
pile of crap.
Natural boring killers
If you only ever saw one episode of Friends you'd think it was a
pile of crap.
Saturday Interview: I've never been hip. What's wrong with being an anorak or a train spotter?; YES INDEED, LADIES N' GEN'LMEN.. MOTOR MOUTH BEN ELTON ON LADS, MARRIAGE, OASIS AND A BIT OF POLITICS