pifted

piffed

slang Drunk. I was pretty piffed by the time we left the bar. He just spends every evening getting piffed with his friends.

pifted

slang Drunk. I was pretty pifted by the time we left the bar. He just spends every evening getting pifted with his friends.
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

piffed

(pɪft)
1. and pifted (ˈpɪftəd) tv. killed. (see also phfft.) He piffed his goldfish by mistake.
2. and pifted (ˈpɪftəd) mod. dead. What will I do with a pifted cat?
3. mod. alcohol intoxicated. (see also piffled.) How can anybody get so piffed on four beers?

pifted

verb
See piffed
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • pifficated
  • fitshaced
  • blind
  • blinded
  • funky-drunk
  • elephants
  • elephant's trunk
  • trunk
  • screaming drunk
  • glazed drunk