not care a monkey's fart (about something)

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not care a monkey's fart (about something)

To not care in the slightest about something or someone; to attach no importance to someone or something. Do whatever you want, I don't care a monkey's fart. They don't care a monkey's fart about the wellbeing of their customers—they just care about making money!
See also: care, fart, not
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
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