pee

go pee-pee

To urinate. This phrase is typically used with children. Sweetheart, do you have to go pee-pee before we leave the house?
See also: go

it's raining harder than a cow peeing on a flat rock

rude slang It is raining very intensely. I hope you have your umbrella, because it's raining harder than a cow peeing on a flat rock out there.
See also: cow, flat, hard, on, pee, rain, rock

like a cow peeing on a flat rock

slang With intensity, typically of rain. I hope you have your umbrella because it's raining like a cow peeing on a flat rock right now.
See also: cow, flat, like, on, pee, rock

pee (one's) pants

1. Literally, to urinate while still wearing one's clothing. I need you to pull over the car right now, or else I'm going to pee my pants!
2. To laugh in a hysterical or uncontrollable manner (i.e., to the point where one might actually urinate in one's pants). Wow, that standup comedy was great! She had the audience peeing their pants!
3. To be absolutely petrified with terror; to be scared out of one's wits. I was peeing my pants when that huge burly guy started threatening me and my girlfriend.
See also: pant, pee

pee in (someone's) Cheerios

rude slang To really upset, irritate, or disappoint someone. Sorry to pee in your Cheerios, but you won't get any credits for the class unless you attend every single lecture. A: "Watch out, the boss is in a foul mood today." B: "Wow, I wonder who peed in his Cheerios?"
See also: Cheerio, pee

pee in (someone's) Corn Flakes

rude slang To really upset, irritate, or disappoint someone. Sorry to pee in your Corn Flakes, but you won't get any credits for the class unless you attend every single lecture. A: "Watch out, the boss is in a foul mood today." B: "Wow, I wonder who peed in his Corn Flakes?"
See also: corn, Flake, pee

pee like a racehorse

rude slang To excrete an excessive amount of urine; to urinate for a long time. This is why I don't drink lots of beer: only a couple of pints and I'm already peeing like a racehorse. Can we pull over soon? I need to pee like a racehorse!
See also: like, pee, racehorse

pee off

1. rude slang To greatly anger or irritate someone. A euphemistic variant of "piss off." A noun or pronoun can be used between "pee" and "off." I think I might start cycling to work in the morning—this traffic really pees me off! I think I peed off Janet with my comment earlier.
2. rude slang To depart from somewhere quickly or abruptly. Often used as an imperative. Why don't you just pee off if you're not going to help us?
See also: off, pee

peed

slang Angry. A mild substitute for the slang term "pissed." (Also formed as "p'd" and "p'ed.") I could tell that he was peed, so I just gave him some space to cool off.
See also: pee

peed off

Angry. A substitution for "pissed off." I don't really want to talk about it in front of the kids, but I got a speeding ticket today, and I'm so peed off!
See also: off, pee
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

peed off

annoyed or irritated. informal
Pee represents the initial letter of piss , and the phrase is used euphemistically as a slightly less vulgar expression than pissed off.
See also: off, pee
Farlex Partner Idioms Dictionary

pee’d

mod. alcohol intoxicated. (Euphemistic for pissed.) His old lady gets pee’d after a few beers.

pee’d off

mod. extremely angry. (Euphemistic for pissed (off).) I’ve never been so pee’d off in my life!
See also: off
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions

go pee-pee

To urinate.
See also: go
American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fifth Edition.

pot to pee/piss in, not have a

Be extremely poor. This slangy Americanism, as in “The stock market crash wiped him out—now he hasn’t a pot to pee in,” dates from about 1900. The pot in question is a chamber pot.
See also: have, not, pee, piss, pot
The Dictionary of Clichés by Christine Ammer
See also:
  • wee
  • go pee-pee
  • go wee-wee
  • pee (one's) pants
  • drain the dragon
  • pee’d
  • peed
  • hold in
  • shy bladder
  • pee in (someone's) Cheerios
References in periodicals archive
Pee Dee unsuccessfully appealed to the state Court of Appeals and the state Supreme Court denied its writ of certiorari.
We tested our hypotheses using structural equation modeling to assess the direct effect of PEE, quantitative job insecurity, and qualitative job insecurity on work engagement, and the indirect mediating effect of quantitative and qualitative job insecurity on the relationship between PEE and work engagement.
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Briefly, various concentrations of PEE were prepared and mixed with 0.3 mL of 4 mM solution prepared in phosphate buffer (0.1 M, pH 7.4) and incubated for 10 min.
"If you do notice blood in your pee, don't wait for it to happen again before getting it checked out, visit your GP straight away."
Though blood in your pee can be an early sign of cancer, Dr Tasker says it's quite rare for patients to come in with the symptom.
Dr Tasker said that checking for blood in your pee was incredibly important, especially as you get to an older age, as many other symptoms of these cancers are nonspecific.
(2015) using a density of 2.0 x 105 RAW 264.7 cells (ECACC, Salisbury, UK) per well with or without PEE (12-100 [micro]g/ml).
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Inspired by the natural moss with super absorption capabilities, Syntrichia caninervis, the Splash Lab fit a new urinal prototype with a material called Vantablack - a carbon nanotube substance that traps light (lets it enter, but not leave), fiddled around with it, and instead of absorbing light particles, it is now capable of trapping urine, and not make it bounce back to you, leaving you with the widely-acknowledged embarrassing pee stains.
She ordered her dress from a lovely wee shop in East Kilbride called Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo and along with it, the owner Yvonne gave her some advice on how to pee while wearing her wedding dress.
But since we really want to wean her off diapers, we took off her diapers one night and watched for signs that she was going to pee. Every time Xamie moves, we would ask her if she would be peeing.
Ideal for athletes, travellers, the elderly, the disabled, pregnant women and post-surgery patients--any woman who might have to go while on the go--the Pee Pocket fits easily into a purse or backpack and is a must-have for women who don't have access to a sit-down toilet, can't squat or who don't want to use unfit facilities.
There are many reasons why you might decide to wait to see your doctor if you notice blood in your pee. Perhaps you only saw it once, or you don't think it's serious enough to bother them with.