Being an inorganic
piss-artist myself, I could not fully understand his high-brow analysis, but I did enjoy his mud-slinging, because he used organic mud.
Tales from the Coffeeshop: Not too difficult to understand
Detroit is not Frinton-on-Sea, although fortunately many of the
piss-artist elements will be more drawn to the American football going on elsewhere in town that weekend.
The 19th Hole: Spaniards may not have the drive to win in tough Motor City
As someone who was once considered a serious contender for the all-England
piss-artist squad (elite division), I don't mean to be insensitive about the struggles people have with booze.
Perspective: Don't tie yourself down in any way; With 'smart casual' now the accepted dress code for many managerial and professional workers, Sid Langley thinks it's about time to loosen up ways of thinking to reflect the more relaxed attitudes spreading through society
If he pretends to be the greatest
piss-artist since Shakespeare's Falstaff, we fall aboutworse than Euan Blair.
Paul Routledge's column: Hague: not on the p but taking it
If proof was needed that there is one law for the lager lout and quite another for the pin-striped
piss-artist, consider the case of Sir Nicholas Scott.
HOW TO GET OFF SCOTT FREE .. BE A TIPSY TORY; A boozy knight escapes the nick
WE HAVE entered the slow season, the time of year we poor
piss-artists (or should I say piss-poor artists) have to work twice as hard to prepare a column, and with the risk of not getting a single libel suit as recognition of our dedication to our ignoble duties, in the sweltering August heat.The legislature has closed down, the black anniversaries of the twin crimes against Cyprus are over, the politicians have gone abroad, DIKO is having yet another inconclusive crisis meeting and the union bosses are in their Protaras holiday homes with the rest of the have-nots of our unfair society.
Tales from the Coffeeshop:Ambitions of a totalitarian, teetotaller