James Cromwell plays the gentle farmer who teaches his
oinker to herd sheep at competitive trials.
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I'm talking real
oinker flapping on the back end, the Uncle Josh variety, not some modern day hunk of molded plastic.
Haunted
Unfortunately, that fantasy didnt fly, as the
oinker couldnt breach the conference room.
Petting zoos - the latest perk for stressed-out employees
Little piggy toy Olly
Oinker is said to be a favourite of her youngest boy, with his bright and colourful high contrast patterns great for helping babies to focus.
LAMAZE THE LITTLE ONES
We had been aloft for less than 10 minutes, cruising at about a 1,000 feet for the quarry, when John spotted the first
oinker on the ground.
"My trigger finger is my safety."
Now, TOMY is giving Chipper Club members the chance to have their very own teeny tiny electronic
oinker.
WIN a Rainbow colouring mat! WIN Teacup Piggies
PIGGY IN MIDDLE:
Oinker was nicked MISS PIGGY: Big Sam's Blackpool slide was sparked by the return of pinched pig charm SNOUT OF ORDER: Andy Morrison WRITE STUFF: morrison's book is out now from Fort Publishing, priced pounds 16.99
PIG SICK; REVEALED Andy Morrison squeals about real reason Allardyce got chop
You can bet that little
oinker can gobble up some mail!
Wacky mailboxes
Fellow
oinker Don "Nuge" Nguyen will be jumping the Leap of Faith in 4CE Shoes; that is, unless he's chicken.
Trash
And no one really knows why he is accommodating Clinton." The conservative Citizens Against Government Waste gave Lott an
Oinker Award for pork-driven politics.
Mississippi Waltz
Although I've never had this fantasy about my own soldier of fortune, I can see her point that under the human male's wishful vision of himself as a conqueror lording it over obedient sex slaves, there lurks the secret image of a ridiculous
oinker.
Sexual utopia: Cynthia Roberts's Bubbles galore
Not every MP is a trough snuffling, cash swilling
oinker. But enough of them are for voters to suspect they are all on the take.
TORIES BLUR CASH RULES
I slip on my plastic gloves, pull open the bag and withdraw the little
oinker.
Me, myself and eggplant eyes: when Meg gets a makeover, her hot crush gets interested. But what will he think of everyday, no-makeup Meg?
The babirusa (bab-uh-ROO-suh) is one bizarre-looking
oinker! (left) Check out those tusks--they're growing right up through this boar's muzzle.
Oink if you like PIGS!
SATURDAY Babe 1*40pm ITV2 Hit kids cutesfest about an orphaned piglet who wants to find his destiny - and avoid ending up in a bacon buttie* James Cromwell plays the gentle farmer who teaches his
oinker to herd sheep at competitive trials* (1995/U) ***
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