muff

dive a muff

vulgar slang To perform cunnilingus.
See also: dive, muff

muff

vulgar slang A vulva.

muff (one's) lines

To forget or bungle the words that one is supposed to say, as in a speech or play. My mind went completely blank as soon as I stepped on stage, and I totally muffed my lines. I had learned the speech off by heart, but I was so emotional that I started muffing my lines about halfway through.
See also: line, muff
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

fluff one's lines

 and blow one's lines; muff one's lines
to speak one's speech badly or forget one's lines when one is in a play. The actress fluffed her lines badly in the last act. I was in a play once, and I muffed my lines over and over. It's okay to blow your lines in rehearsal.
See also: fluff, line
McGraw-Hill Dictionary of American Idioms and Phrasal Verbs.

dive a muff

tv. to perform oral sex on a woman. (Usually objectionable.) Tod likes to dive a muff every now and then.
See also: dive, muff
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • lick (someone) out
  • lick out
  • dive a muff
  • pussy
  • blow (one's) lines
  • fluff (one's) lines
  • fluff lines
  • muff (one's) lines
  • poon
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This type of electronic protection used to be expensive, but now muffs with electronics are very reasonable.
Deaf by gunshot: with all the protective options available, there's no excuse for putting your hearing at risk
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Semi-finals: Kaye and Wooltorton 21 Thewlis and Muff 12, Gant and Nicholson 21 Smith and Rangeley 6.
Pairs title heads to Meltham
Muff is running the project through his new radio station, Aston FM 89.1.
MAKE MUSIC, NOT WAR; DUMP GANGS AND JOIN BAND, SAYS MAESTRO
Their countryman pie range is just as delectable, using combinations such as lamb and apricot, turkey and cranberry and pork and walnut to make the delicious pie filling The company recently began to take orders from large supermarkets in the local area which wanted to stock Muff's produce.
Muff's
In the final, Gamsby came up against a tough opponent in former top Yorkshire county star Jeremy Muff. A successful predator of Midland titles in the past, Muff had reached the final by taking three local scalps in the shape of Nick Newey (31-21), Ian Charles (31-25) and Anthony Bracken (31-21).
CROWN GREEN BOWLS Gamsby up to George challenge
Fisher and Susan Muff of Lincoln Equities represented ownership.
Ed Duenas of Cushman & Wakefield
I use the electronic muff idea myself and would do so even if I used a suppressor since it allows you to hear like your dog does!--RH
Home defense calibers?
Five laps later he was on the back wheel of Swiss rider Patrick Muff and with two laps to go he made his move, passing into the ultra fast Church corner.
Tom so frustrated by double whammy
The house, on the Wheatfield estate in Muff, Donegal, was attacked at 12.30am.
Pipe bomb hits home
Yesterday's contest was between Gavin Williams,head chef at Simply Heathcotes restaurant in Liverpool,and Steve Muff,owner of Muff's Butchers in Bromborough.
TV chef brands vegetarians `confused' at roast beef revel; Butcher wins Mersey heat of a meaty encounter
If on the range, this can be a piece of cotton or better still, ear plugs inserted into the ear and a muff that completely encloses the outer ear.
Can you hear me now?
STEPHEN Muff has got producing perfect bangers off to a tee.
Best bangers,by far
THOUSANDS of revellers from all over Ireland are taking "an unofficial holiday" tomorrow to attend one of Ireland's oldest fairs - the annual Muff Fair in Co Cavan.
All set for Muff Fair fun