lardass

lardass

offensive slang An obese person, often one considered to be lazy. They hired some lardass to be a security guard—I don't know how he'll be able to stop a thief from running away. I turned into a bit of a lardass after the accident, as all I could do with two broken legs was stay inside and play video games all day.
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

lard ass

1. n. someone with very fat buttocks. (see also crisco.) Here comes that lard ass again.
2. n. very large buttocks. (Rude and derogatory.) I’m gonna have to do something about this lard ass of mine.
See also: ass, lard
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • African
  • grape
  • gangshag
  • blimp
  • blimp out
  • hunky
  • iron poof
  • chutney
  • gun
References in periodicals archive
He also rented "Stand By Me" to see if he could pick up any techniques from Lardass - "though hopefully not the puking."
It's seriously about scarfing
I suppose a bit of research at lunchtime outside the chippy where a few lardass teenagers and their mums put them straight, in between stemming a roll and chips into their faces.
Fat chance of slimming
AFTER Johnny Vegas, whose claim to fame is being straight man to a woolly monkey, took a pop at Sir Cliff Richard - - you know, the guy who's just been voted into the UK Music Hall of Fame - by cracking a feeble joke about him committing suicide on his yacht, we hear Cliff is thinking of reworking an old hit specially for him: Move It, Lardass.
Off the Record
However, Katie was obviously trying to prepare us for the enormous main courses that would have satisfied the appetite of even the biggest American lardass at Disneyland.
Going out : EATING OUT: Katie's Diner: This Big Apple is well worth a bite; TAM'S IMPRESSED BY THE TERRIFIC FOOD IN THIS BUSY BISTRO IN AULD REEKIE THAT GETS ITS INSPIRATION FROM NEW YORK AND '80s SIT-COM ROBIN'S NEST
Here this 8mpg monster will fill four parking spaces while the driver, Mrs U.S Lardass, stocks up on 36oz ribeye steaks, peanut butter, jello and waffles.
Oh yeah, while Mrs Lardass picks up the vitals, she keeps the motor runnin'.
THE MARQUE OF SORROW; FORD EXCURSION SUV