Lady Muck

Lady Muck sales and marketing director Ross Porter said: "We're all delighted to have attracted a professional of Kath's calibre and reputation to join our business.

He added: "We feel there is a clear opportunity for a cleaning business, like Lady Muck and its unique brand to make a positive impact on the industry in South Wales and perhaps later on to expand into North Wales as well."

To discover if I could hack it as Lady Muck, I travelled by plane, car and ferry to reach the island as it was hit by horizontal rain and a howling gale.

Sure enough, once she's picked her jaw up off the floor, Rosie loves playing Lady Muck. She goes on a spending spree, buying a car and pounds 3,000 handbag.

The 39-year-old has launched Lady Muck's Gardening Services which represents a lifetime love of the outdoors.

For the ultimate Lady Muck attire, fetch your highness this fabulous, Japanese-inspired robe so she can languish in style.

Social concerns aside, it was pretty good fun to be Lady Muck for a time, sitting on my terrace, sipping tea and looking out at the South China Sea.

with instructions from the doctor to sit back with my foot in the air, pop the penicillin and act like Lady Muck.

NEWMARKET: 1.30 Treasure Chest, 3.10 Gorse, 3.45 Lady Muck

"No more than a dozen people came to the cinema, but the usher insisted on conducting me to my seat with a torch (that is what my mother called a flashlight), as though I were Lady Muck. I'm sure I heard other people whisper `Who the hell does she think she is?' "

www.traverse.co.uk 2 LAUREN PATTISON: PEACHY, Pleasance Courtyard, August 1 -26 Comedy - After the triumph of last year's star-garlanded show Lady Muck, Lauren is back with thoughts about being proud of who you are and she promises it's cheery and uplifting.

The Heaton lass will take to the stage at The Stand on Sunday night with her Lady Muck show which was a smash hit at last summer's Edinburgh Fringe and was described as "fast, forthright and filthy," by The Guardian.

Visit www.southportcomedyfestival.com - until 22 Oct Lauren Pattison: Lady Muck Fresh from a smash-hit, sell-out run at the Edinburgh Fringe with her debut, Lady Muck, Lauren is delighted to be bringing the critically-acclaimed show to Liverpool for one night only.

Jarrow lad Carl Hutchinson will be performing at The Stand from August 4-13 but you can catch him (if you're quick) at the Customs House, South Shields, tonight as part of South Tyneside Comedy Festival - www.southtynesidecomedyfestival.co.uk Billed as "one of the brightest young talents on the comedy scene" is Lauren Pattison, making her Edinburgh debut with a show called Lady Muck. Catch the Tyneside comic - young but razor sharp - at the Pleasance Courtyard (venue 33) from August 2-13 and 15-28 at 5.45pm.

I can't relax, because I feel guilty sitting there like Lady Muck, rocking some kinda 'princess getting her feet bathed by her handmaidens in ancient Greece' vibe.