morning wood

morning wood

slang An involuntary erection that a man achieves during sleep and wakes up with in the morning. I rolled over to snuggle my boyfriend, only to bump off of his morning wood. I hate waking up with both a morning wood and an urgent need to pee!
See also: morning, wood
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
See also:
  • missile
  • morning glory
  • morning missile
  • morning tent
  • make a mountain
  • cuddle up
  • cozy up
  • cozy up (to someone or something)
  • cozy up to someone
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Penny said Morning Wood runs easily in 6 inches of vegetation-choked water, because of an adjustable trim to help it run in the mud.
Greenhorn goes old school: hot glue and plywood are the backbones of this vessel
But after a couple of pages, Star already has her hands on a stranger's "massive morning wood".
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The Caines, De Novo, The Invisible Wires, Morning Wood, Der Bomber and Cream Tangerine (Zanzibar, Seel Street, Liverpool) tomorrow, 8pm.
What's Where
D OM was reprimanded by media watchdog Ofcom after viewers complained that his T-shirt with the slogan "Morning Wood" referred to a state of male sexual excitement.
It's a bit of mucky fun..kids love it! BBC'S DICK AND DOM STRIKE BACK
At first light, a huge flock of turkeys yelped, cutted, kee-kee'd, and basically lit the morning woods up like a troop of baboons squabbling in the treetops.
Stay smart: the rut may dumb bucks down, but it doesn't give you an excuse to get sloppy
I expect a lot of tired folks will be returning from the morning woods to an afternoon dinner, as is tradition.
Play the change
I squeezed the trigger, and the morning woods exploded.
Lord of woods: a very young author recalls his first buck and a valuable lesson in humanity
It was the left-hander who led when rain halted the final round at Baltusrol and while he still had some tough holes to come on Monday morning Woods, in the clubhouse two behind, conceded defeat and departed.
Golf: In-form Phil's on Tiger's tail; MASTERS: Two Americans take centre stage GOLF
It was left-hander Mickelson who led when rain halted the final round at Baltusrol and while he still had some tough holes to come on Monday morning Woods, in the clubhouse two behind, conceded defeat and departed.
Golf: Mickelson set to upstage Tiger; THE MASTERS 2006
Most, like Neilson, were hunters prior to their injuries and eager to once again experience the thrill of geese tumbling to a decoy spread or deer slipping through the morning woods. A few, however, are new to hunting, which is just fine with Hoke, who regularly introduces youngsters and other beginning hunters to the sport.
Taking vets back to the outdoors: American heroes return to the hunt
Think what I would have missed had I not had the passion to hunt the morning woods.
Morning woods: early-bird hunting requires special technique, but it's worth the effort--and the pain
Only a few minutes had passed when Lee again heard the soft shuffle of leaves from approaching deer, this time from the opposite direction Lee finally pinpointed the source of the leaf sounds after seeing a buck's head turn, the ivory rack standing out starkly in the gray of the early morning woods. It was a basket-rack 6-pointer, the kind of buck Lee had long since stopped shooting so it could live longer, growing a heavier, bigger rack.
Beat the heat
A storm then left 20 players still to finish and on the Monday morning Woods was beaten to the prestigious title by Hal Sutton by a shot.
Golf: Keep cash! I have to be honest and quit