morning tent

morning tent

slang An involuntary erection that a man achieves during sleep and retains upon awakening. An allusion to the involuntary erection pushing the bedsheets upward into a "tent." I rolled over to snuggle my boyfriend, only to bump off of his morning tent. I hate waking up with both a morning tent and an urgent need to pee!
See also: morning, tent
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
See also:
  • morning missile
  • morning wood
  • missile
  • morning glory
  • make a mountain
  • have the horn
  • have lead in (one's) pencil
  • have lead in one’s pencil
  • pencil
References in periodicals archive
"There's a morning tent inspection to make sure things are kept tidy and organised, and there are regular mealtimes as it's important to have that togetherness.
BOYS' 125 YEARS UNDER CANVAS; Much loved movement is on the run to celebrate
Our national team managed to win the gold medal in the morning Tent Pegging Competition by Sword by collecting 118 points.
Gold and Bronze Medals for Oman Horse Riders at Tent Pegging Final