Count Well, imagine Prince's visage had he got up in the middle of the night to go to the
little boys' room only to step barefoot on an upturned three-point plug.
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There were none of the accoutrements of a
little boys' room, and a vending machine rarely found in men's toilets.
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Tucking in my shoulders as I pass through a constricted archway on my way to the
little boys' room, I find myself in a narrow snug where a lively family with youngsters have been directed to make themselves comfortable.
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Does Fasig-Tipton employ a television replay official to ascertain whether a bidder was, in fact, bidding or merely shuffling uncomfortably, longing for the hammer to fall so he could nip out to the
little boys' room? Would the cameras be used to bring shame on a lax spotter, in the same way that Sky comes in handy for exposing the errors of officials and fomenting ill-feeling without being allowed to perform any useful function?
Why are we losing our heads over a few cavaliers?
I was a substitute on Saturday and before I was called into action, I wanted to go to the
little boys' room but didn't have time.
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At the end of the night, as we got on the bus to go home, Jamie decided he had to get off to go to the
little boys' room.
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In a message to visitors, the children wrote: "For your convenience, we have attempted to make a splash with our pictures from the city!" They added: "We hope our artwork looks good in the Cistern Chapel; amuses the babies in the
Little Boys' Room and brings some relief if you had to Gogh."
Pupils flushed with success as art is displayed in the 'Loo-vre'
The main problem is the fact they've gone and got rid of all the biggest idiots too soon, like the matching purple eye shadow, blouse and stilettos girl (imagine Prince's face if he'd got up in the middle of the night to go to the
little boys' room only to step barefoot on an upturned three-point plug - she was that purple!).
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Bad day at Catterick yesterday: no winners, paid a fiver for a hot dog and, to cap it all, paid a call to the
little boys' room and, guess what, no toilet roll.
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After drinking too much beer during a night out at the recently refurbished Jimmy'z bar on the Quayside, Wayne needed to pay a visit to the
little boys' room.
A very public visit
HERE'S an irresistible toy for the
little boys' room: a football game with a difference.
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By which time the replenished former Open champion was more in need of the
little boys' room than birdies.
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Wee Gordon Strachan bemoans Roy Keane's disappearance to the
little boys' room.
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Lisa glances over at Sam who is jigging about, looking suspiciously like he might need to take a trip to the
little boys' room.
Happy to see the back of nappies
AS we told on FRIDAY, he did more than 100mph on the M4 after scoffing an Indian meal the night before - in his car, I mean - before suddenly realising he needed to visit the
little boys' room. And that earned him a pounds 270 fine after he was clocked by speed cameras.
That was the week...; A light-hearted look back at the week at home, away... and a few places in between