like I (really) give a shit

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like I (really) give a shit

rude slang I don't actually care, and I have no reason to, either. A: "You can't steal that! It takes money away from the person who made it!" B: "Like I really give a shit—that's their problem, not mine." A: "Hey, we have a test tomorrow!" B: "Like I give a shit. I want to get hammered and play video games!"
See also: give, like, shit
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

Like I really give a shit!

and LIRGAS
exclam. & comp. abb. I really don’t care. (Usually objectionable.) You are telling me this why? LIRGAS!
See also: give, like, really
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • a steal
  • be a steal
  • a wolf in sheep's clothing
  • clothing
  • embezzle
  • embezzle (something) from (someone or something)
  • embezzle from
  • beg, borrow or steal
  • beg, borrow, or steal
  • a case in point