like I care

like I care

rude slang I don't actually care, and I have no reason to, either. A: "I'm telling the teacher that you stole the chalk." B: "Like I care! What she going to do, give me detention? Big whoop."
See also: care, like
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

Like I care

phr. You are telling me this news like it matters to me. (Nonchalant and sarcastic.) So, there’s problems in South America. Like I care.
See also: care, like
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • see if I care
  • See if I care!
  • care a whit
  • didn't care a whit
  • whit
  • see what I care
  • take care of
  • take care of (someone or something)
  • take care of someone
  • take care of yourself/somebody/something