keyster

keester

slang The buttocks or anus. Often used figuratively. OK, kids, get off your keesters and go play outside! The people in charge will keep sitting on their keesters and nothing will actually change. You can take all that phony-baloney nonsense and shove it up your keester!

keyster

slang The buttocks or anus. Often used figuratively. A less common variant of "keister." OK, kids, get off your keysters and go play outside! The people in charge will keep sitting on their keysters and nothing will actually change. You can take all that phony-baloney nonsense and shove it up your keyster!
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

keester

and keyster and kiester (ˈkistɚ)
1. n. a chest; a suitcase. The old lady was hauling the most enormous keester.
2. n. the buttocks; the anus. Get your keester over here!

keyster

verb
See keester
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • keester
  • kiester
  • keister
  • be (flat) on (one's) back
  • flat on (one's) back
  • flat on back
  • flat on one's back
  • gazoo
  • a disaster of epic proportions
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10x Marketing, LLC has introduced Keyster, a new software program that automatically tracks search engine rankings for websites on thousands of keywords.
Keyster is designed to automatically measure and then systematically improve a website's search engine rankings on keywords that matter the most.
"The average cost of purchasing keywords using pay-per-click bidding advertising has more than tripled in the last few years," said Keyster software architect and veteran search engine developer Richard Stauffer.
Keyster is the first search engine software program that takes any keyword list and instantly generates a search engine market share report.
By following the simple steps recommended in Keyster's online communications and updates, customers can dramatically increase their search engine market share.
10x Marketing has repeatedly achieved groundbreaking results for their clients using its proprietary Keyster technology.
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