drool-proof

drool-proof

mod. can withstand idiots who drool. (Of well-written software that even droolings idiots can operate without crashing.) This software package is drool-proof. Even my grandmother could use it.
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • base
  • brutal
  • fettie
  • cas
  • dap
  • burrnips
  • bluh
  • bousta
  • Hey!
  • lucci
References in periodicals archive
Fans of the Apple tablet can even buy a cover that makes it baby drool-proof.
Babies can be hi-tech too with this easy-to-hold, drool-proof device which holds an iPhone or iPod touch.
Drool-proof: Advice for idiots such as "this packet of peanuts contains nuts" or "wet floor - this is not an instruction."
Documentation that has been obsessively dumbed down [i.e., simplified] to the point where only a cretin [someone who can't do anything right] could bear to read it, is said to have succumbed to the "drool-proof paper syndrome" or to have been "written on drool-proof paper." For example, this is an actual quote from Apple's LaserWriter manual: "Do not expose your LaserWriter to open fire or flame."