is that a (something) in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me

is that a (something) in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me

cliché Used to humorously indicate that one has noticed that the other person's penis is erect beneath his clothes. Things with phallic shapes, such as "banana," "gun," "cucumber," etc., are used between used between "a" and "in." A: "Hey, Jim. Say, is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?" B: "Oh, wow, that's embarrassing."
See also: just, please, pocket, see, that
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
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