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1. slang An abbreviation of "I don't," used primarily in text messages and online communications. A: "Want 2 come 2 the movies wit me?" B: "ion have any money :'( "

2. slang An initialism of "in other news," used as a way to transition to a different topic in text messages and online communications. In this usage, the term is typically spelled in capital letters. Hopefully that puts an end to the debate. ION, here are some funny cat pictures, lol!