jean

Related to jean: Jean Piaget, Jean Jacques Rousseau, Jean Paul Sartre

cream (one's) jeans

1. vulgar slang Literally, to experience an orgasm in one's pants.
2. vulgar slang To be or become very sexually aroused. I creamed my jeans when he came onto the stage with his shirt off.
3. vulgar slang By extension, to be overcome by excitement or delight. Dude, I know you're hungry, but don't cream your jeans. It's just a candy bar. I'm creaming my jeans at the thought of going to Paris this summer.
See also: cream, jean

cream in (one's) jeans

1. To ejaculate in one's pants.
2. By extension, to become overly excited about something. Dude, I know you're hungry, but don't cream in your jeans, it's just a candy bar.
See also: cream, jean

mom jeans

High-waisted, somewhat loose-fitting jeans said to look like those stereotypically worn by middle-aged moms. The phrase can be used to characterize such jeans as unflattering or simply as a label for the particular fit, which became fashionable after the emergence of the term. Ladies, we're going out tonight, so don't wear your mom jeans! It seems that mom jeans have become the new uniform for hipster girls this summer.
See also: jean, mom
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

cream your jeans

experience strong emotions of delight and excitement. informal
The expression is based on the idea of sexual excitement so overwhelmingly strong as to cause inadvertent emissions.
See also: cream, jean
Farlex Partner Idioms Dictionary

cream (in) one’s pants

and cream one’s jeans
in. [for a male] to ejaculate in his pants from excessive sexual excitement. (Usually objectionable.) She makes me want to cream my pants. The kid creamed his jeans in the nudie movie.
See also: cream, pant

cream one’s jeans

verb
See cream in one’s pants
See also: cream, jean
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions

cream (one's) jeans

/panties Vulgar Slang
To be excited or delighted about something.
See also: cream, jean
American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fifth Edition.
See also:
  • cream
  • cream (one's) jeans
  • cream jeans
  • cream one’s jeans
  • cream your jeans
  • cream one’s pants
  • cream (one's) pants
  • whank off
  • pecker slap
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Ultra low waist sexy denim jeans with Levi style four front pockets.
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She and Stacey race to the spot and are relieved to find Jean. However, Jean isn't ready to see anyone yet and runs back to her caravan, locking the door.
Sick Jean is in site; Distraught Stacey finally tracks her mum down at a caravan park
Jean is touched when she hears the message and later decides to answer Stacey's call to let her know that she is ok.
EastEnders' Jean Slater 'to be KILLED OFF' in harrowing end to cancer storyline? The much-loved character, played by Gillian Wright, is putting her health at risk by hiding out in a caravan after struggling to deal with her family's response to her potential cancer diagnosis; The much-loved character, played by Gillian Wright, is putting her health at risk by hiding out in a caravan after struggling to deal with her family's response to her potential cancer diagnosis
Jean has children's toys from the nostalgic Porky Pig and Miss Piggy to their modern-day counterparts, Peppa Pig and even a complete set of the green pigs from Angry Birds.
S-PIG-tacular!
The Ginger Jeans were the first pair of pants I've ever made, and my sewing experience is based more heavily in quilting than garments, so I quickly reached out for additional resources beyond the general pattern instructions.
adventures in JEAN MAKING: Making your own jeans is a feat to be celebrated. If you've never tried sewing jeans, the most important step is finding a pattern that works well with your figure. The rest of the process is a rewarding one that will empower you to continue your jeansmaking adventures. Read on to learn how making your own jeans is easier than it may seem
Jean lighted up the room with her witty comebacks and authentic sense of humor, often writing poems for those she loved.
Ruth Jean Barham, formerly of Marion
Jean's Kitchen has been home to a number of events over the years, including organised fundraising activities.
Visitors given a flavour of cafe makeover
Red jeans are practically vying with traditional blues as a denim staple.
Banish the winter blues
Back in the UK, she gets the low-down on the British jeans scene from designer Katharine Hamnett.
Kimberley's jeanius idea
"I actually love jeans on other people but I just find it hard to find jeans that look good on me.
Kimberley's search for the perfect jeans
Even so, a majority of her planning focused on assuring Jean's future needs would be met.
Lessons in transition: planning for a child moving to her own place in the community
Four of the contributions deal with the Hebrew language studies of Jean Mercier and his belief in the necessity of a knowledge of Hebrew in order to understand the mysteries of creation.
Jean (c. 1525-1570) et Josias (c. 1560-1626) Mercier: L'amour de la philologie a la Renaissance et au debut de l'age classique
Jean Sousa, an American lawyer living in Piedmont, an upscale gay-friendly Northern California community next door to Oakland, is caught between her West Indian heritage and her insistence on her own path in K.E.
The perils of home
Ellen and Jean form a calendar-year corporation, X Corp., in which each owns 50% of the stock.
Taking advantage of a corporation's early losses by electing S status
The band--Clark (vocals, guitar), Drew Doucette (guitar), Jean Cook (Wurlitzer, vocals), Ryan Nelson (drums) and Basla Andolsun (bass)--describes themselves as "a band that can help you out if you like songs." They've been through several lineup changes, and have only released two EPs, one full length and a handful of comp tracks in the relatively long time they've been together.
Beauty Pill