Shane was unmiss-able, tall, pale and skinny, with
jug ears and missing teeth, sporting a mobster Crombie and an air of monstrous arrogance.
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Ryan Jones, aka
Jug Ears, aka rising star in '05, Captain in '08, Rock in '12 and Saviour in '13' according to Husb's "Cer, can you retweet me?" tweet, retired from rugby.
THE FIRST WORD; OPINION
Spotty's lost his spots, Fatty gave up his snacks while
jug ears were pinned back.
Great Beano stands the test of time... well, almost
I congratulate Kate and William on the arrival of the boy and join those flagwavers who celebrate his birth and, presumably, the fact that the tot seems not to have inherited his grandfather's
jug ears.
What sort of country will he come to rule?
WITH his Toby
jug ears, fleshy lips and wide, wonky grin, his is one of the most recognisable faces on British TV.
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Once you sort out one problem - a bald head, a flat chest,
jug ears - you are likely to stumble on another supposed shortcoming with your body.
Okay, it's the big question
Thank heavens then for Luke, the fantastically unfashionable politics student from Wigan with
jug ears and a bowl cut.
With all this violence, who needs the pub?
Spindly aristos with prize-winning
jug ears that spend the afternoon holding up the topper left by grandfather in his will; blubbery men who failed to attend the fitting for their hire suit on account of being unavoidably detained in the saloon bar of the Ferret and Sack by the Hunslet versus Dewsbury game; none of it reflects well on anybody involved.
Dress code ideal a bit the worse for wear
Auld
jug ears will be back at Anfield soon I am sure of that.
Your messages; ATHENS 2007
"The goal was a long time coming," said old
Jug Ears, "but Germany had Neu-orville to break their duck."
Football: WORLD CUP 2006 - 'Psycho' Stu sets the standard; TELLY WATCH
As the police hunt for the on-the run convict continued today, it emerged Skelton, nicknamed Wing-nut for his
jug ears, now also has facial injuries.
Scarface robber still on run
So chuffed was Ol'
Jug Ears at Leicester's 2-1 win over Chelsea on December 14 he famously tweeted: "YES!
GARY HAS TO FRONT UP
Every time he pops up all chirpy, flippant and pleased with himself, don't you just sigh and long for the comforting sound of Andrew Marr's witty erudition and almost poignant sight of his back-lit
jug ears? Instead we've got naughty Nick, the journo who loves to exploit the comedic potential of the colour of Harriet Harman's Budget day coat and put the personal into the political whenever possible.
It's time to take cover as Gordon and Co start the fight, fight, fight for your vote
Jug Ears They've got such pressing worries, like the size of their feet, the slant of their nose, their
jug ears and ginger hair.
It's Wan for the money, two for the show
How fitting that old
jug ears will be there to carry out the interviews when the claret jug is presented.
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