But just tell Wigan fans that beating City to win the great
jug-eared trophy is impossible.
Hot Hornet can sting City early
Not that Thomas needs to come of age, being already in his 20s -- but he's "an innocent, a child," says Johanna tenderly;
jug-eared, bespectacled, a boy without mystery.
Film review: The Only Living Boy in New York ***
Condo, painting in his characteristic style of measured bravura, fragments his subject, overlaying a
jug-eared male head with a smaller, grinning, masklike second one, then embedding a meat cleaver in the skulls of both, the hatchet's silvery parallelogram an ersatz cubist plane.
George Condo: Museum Berggruen
It started with the most head-in-the-sand type of escapism as I watched the entire run of "Doc Martin," a BBC comedy series featuring the
jug-eared Martin Clunes as a grumpy doctor working in the fictional fishing village of Portwenn (actually Port Isc in Cornwall).
This week on television..
At first Reece, a
jug-eared skinhead, denied any involvement but he ended up being locked up for seven-and-a-half years after being snared - by a packet of Jaffa Cakes.
THICK AS THIEVES; Revealed: the Midlands' most stupid criminals They think they can outsmart the law - only to be caught redhanded. A new book by Andrew Penman shines a spotlight on the dim crooks who are thick as thieves. FIONNUALA BOURKE looks at the Midland cases
SELDOM do I feel any great concern for the Queen or the various
jug-eared, vacant-eyed misfits who make up her benefit-scrounging family and who, were they not privileged, would surely be prime candidates to appear on the Jeremy Kyle Show.
A different view of life in Birmingham
Seriously, though, never thought I'd have a kind word to say for the
jug-eared crisps salesman, but one of his old tweets was an absolute classic.
It's tweet relief for Lineker
On the eve of the US prez election, Andrew Marr looks at another
jug-eared guy, and talks to White House staff and those who've worked with him.
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THE STORY: Helprin's novel is a comic allegory of Freddy, the overeducated, awkward,
jug-eared Prince of Wales, and his frivolous, vapid wife Fredericka.
Freddy and Fredericka (2005)
I don't suppose the
jug-eared star of Men Behaving Badly is as fussy about protocol as the reigning monarch.
Sir Cliff not rock 'n' roll enough for Fanshawe; Peter Thomas on how pop royalty and a real monarch find it's better to give than receive in Royal Ascot's winner's enclosure
In one, she wears her trademark grin while beside a
jug-eared, wrinkly creature with dodgy teeth.
UNSEEN CHRISTINE; Snaps show TV host Bleakley before the dawn of Daybreak
With the rain pouring down and Chelsea needing just one successful kick for the
jug-eared trophy, the Blues captain fell flat on his backside and saw his shot hit the post.
Pitch imperfect is off-key at Wembley
Lampooned for his flashy tastes, the puppet Sarkozy is the "bling-bling" president, a
jug-eared, diminutive figure who jabbers on about the price of his Rolex watch and the beauty of his husky-voiced first lady, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy.
France's puppet rulers turn 20
Don't worry, the BBC host hasn't donned Lycra and cape to fly through the air like a
jug-eared superhero.
TV preview: Earth viewed from Marr's; PICK OF THE WEEK BRITAIN FROM ABOVE, Tonight, BBC1, 9pm, and BBC2,10pm
A lean,
jug-eared forever-young son in Marine dress blues smiled from the photo, but at the counter, his mother wept.
Not another Viet Nam: the stakes are higher