jonx

jonx

1. slang Junk. A: "Want to come to the mountains with me this weekend?" B: "Can't. My mom is making me stay home and help clear out all the jonx in our attic."
2. slang By extension, one's genitals, especially a man's. I think I need to go to a doctor. There's something on my jonx that I'm pretty sure shouldn't be there.
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

jonx

n. possessions; belongings. (A respelling of junks. Probably includes junk (sense 3).) I got to get my jonx. Then I’ll be right with you.
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • What number are you calling from?
  • SAHM
  • clear (someone or something) out of (some place)
  • clear out of some place
  • gee whiz
  • junk heap
  • bio mom
  • (I) told you (so)
  • I told you so
  • bring (one) up on (something)
References in periodicals archive
The sound combination ks is marked with the letter x: jonx 'bow' (jonks), kauxa 'eight' (kavkso), surx 'ring' (surks).
'Jonx' is the resident American, news presenter, music enthusiast.