horizontal hula

the horizontal hula

vulgar slang The act of sexual intercourse. My brother spends his weekends cruising the bars around town in hopes of doing the horizontal hula with someone.
See also: horizontal, hula
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

horizontal hula

n. copulation. (Contrived.) She wanted to do some of that horizontal hula.
See also: horizontal, hula
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • hula
  • the horizontal hula
  • horizontal dance
  • horizontal jogging
  • horizontal dancing
  • horizontal mambo
  • mambo
  • jog
  • go for a horizontal jog
  • horizontal
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While our motivations may be different as men and women, there is nothing wrong with two consenting strangers who decide to end a night with a little horizontal hula.
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Visiting relatives and friends also turned people off doing the horizontal hula in case they were heard in action.
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