THE cheery old boy from down the road called out to me the other day "Ere, you don't half have a go at people in your column, don't you!" "No I don't, you rancid, halitosis-ridden
coffin-dodger," I replied.
Marvellous Morgan is a golf legend in the making
"It's really cool." Dakota's undead
coffin-dodger character is called Jane, and is a particularly sinister vampire with a deceptively sweet, youthful exterior.
I'm a dead ringer for a vampire; Dakota Fanning goes over to the dark side in her new movies
That's not to say the
coffin-dodger contingent wasn't there.
Travel: It's no snooze cruise; RYAN PARRY FINDS LOTS TO DO ON A WEST INDIES TOUR
For the record, the
coffin-dodger in question wants the recipient to be a young blonde woman under 30 and possessed of a figure, quite literally, to die for.
Male shot; A man's-eye view, from the editor- at-large of Maxim
They must know that such relationships, if not commonplace, then certainly not exceptional, exist and have existed outside Hollywood since the first young thing with an eye to the main chance ensnared some poor old
coffin-dodger who could not believe his luck.
Male shot; A man's- eye view, from the editor-at- large of Loaded
His wish should come true, at least for the hour this drama is on, as it's the perfect excuse to sit down together as family -
coffin-dodgers included.
Perfect escapism
It's certainly not 'Disney for
coffin-dodgers' as Jack's dad Barry (David Walliams) puts it.
I'M A GRANDFATHER GET ME OUT OF HERE! GRANDPA'S TRAPPED IN THE COLDITZ OF CARE HOMES - CAN GRANDSON JACK HELP THE WAR HERO BREAK FREE?
You see these old
coffin-dodgers playing away and it's fantastic to see that!" Fleetwood- now managed by ex Coventry City boss Steven Pressley - had taken inspiration for Poolfoot Farm from visiting other European clubs and will take Ferguson's thoughts into account when plotting further redevelopments of the site.
Fergie wowed by Fleetwood
Me and my mates - I call us the
coffin-dodgers - sit in there.
BILL TARMEY: THE REASON I HAD TO QUIT THE STREET; ' Corrie was my life and love but when my son was struck down with a brain tumour, I had to be ' there for him
Is she seriously expecting the public to believe that staff rooms will be stuffed with demented
coffin-dodgers because of the Government's pension reforms?
When will the strikers face up to facts?
The row followed prime minister Gordon Brown's dismissal of the Labour candidate for Moray, Scotland, after he posted Tweets joking about slavery, "chavs" and "
coffin-dodgers".
WEB GURU AXED OVER COMMENTS; Lib-Dem man's Facebook rant
Mr MacLennan's choice language included describing older people as "
coffin-dodgers" and using the abusive term "teuchters" to describe people from the North of Scotland - not a great idea when you're trying to win votes in a Highlands constituency.
TWEET 'n' SOUR FACE OF WEB; THE sacking yesterday of a Labour candidate who made offensive remarks on Twitter shows the importance of social media in the general election. BARRY GIBSON asks candidates in Huddersfield how they're using websites like Facebook to help win votes
THEY may be a bunch of
coffin-dodgers, but it seems the Rolling Stones can still provoke a massive scramble for tickets...
HOT MUSIC: OLD STONES STILL ROCK'N'ROLLING
It's a big up for the
coffin-dodgers. Grey is the new black - Veteran DJ Terry Wogan, 64, who is surging ahead in the radio ratings.
They Said
Quote of the day ``We are the
coffin-dodgers' network.
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