choad

chode

1. vulgar slang A penis.
2. vulgar slang A penis that is wider than it is long.
3. vulgar slang The perineum.
4. vulgar slang Someone who is obnoxious and annoying. That guy's a real chode—don't even talk to him.
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

choad

and chode
1. n. the penis. (There are numerous ideas about the origin of this (these). They may not have the same origin. One possibility is French chaud = hot.) Quit scratching your chode.
2. n. a real or imaginary penis that is short and squat. You wimp! Get out and take your chode with you!
3. n. a jerk or oafish male. (Similar to prick, etc. This is probably the most common, current use.) You stupid chode!
4. n. the perineum; the flesh between the genitals region and the anus. (see also gooch.) A mountain bike team called the “Choad Chafers” won the championship.

chode

verb
See choad
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • chode
  • pecker slap
  • bone
  • bones
  • all to cock
  • dork
  • pisser
  • pull (one's) pisser
  • pull someone's pisser
References in periodicals archive
A choad, he called it, a slug, a stogie, making us laugh.
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Currently, the Web site has more than 200 teen-written articles online, more than 250 frequently asked questions and answers, and a glossary of about 440 different terms, ranging from "areola" and "vulva" to "choad" and "smash" (choad is slang for a penis that is wider than it is long and smash is slang for sex).
On Rutgers Web site, teens answer others teens' questions about sex
Currently, the Web site has more than 200 teen-written articles online, more than 250 frequently asked-questions and answers, and a glossary of about 440 different terms, ranging from "areola" and "vulva" to "choad" and "smash" (choad is slang for a penis that is wider than it is long and smash is slang for sex).
Teens tap Rutgers Web site with questions on sex; site visitors pegged at 60,000 per day
Currently, the Web site has more than 200 teen-written articles online, more than 250 frequently asked questions and answers, and a glossary of about 440 different terms, ranging from "areola" and "'vulva" to "choad" and "smash" (choad is slang for a penis that is wider than it is long and smash is slang for sex).
Site answers teens' sex questions
Like if he put something about a choad eater or something?
Austin Stephens
During the initial stage, the potentiostatic current decreased rapidly for both the PtRuFe and PtRuNi catalysts, perhaps due to the formation of intermediate species, such as COads, C[H.sub.3]OHads, and CHOads, during the methanol oxidation reaction.
Novel anode catalyst for direct methanol fuel cells