a bit of how's your father

a bit of how's your father

euphemism Sexual activity. Primarily heard in UK, Australia. Jeremy snuck under the bleachers with his girlfriend to have a bit of how's your father but ended up getting caught by the school's principal.
See also: bit, father, of
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
See also:
  • a spot of how's your father
  • how's your father
  • chesterfield rugby
  • in defiance of
  • in defiance of (something)
  • the chuff
  • a visit from the stork
  • be expecting
  • maker
  • be gathered to (one's) fathers
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