Fibber McGee's closet

Fibber McGee's closet

A complete and total mess. Fibber McGee was the titular character in The Fibber McGee and Molly radio show that aired in the mid-20th century. The state of his closet was a running gag known to produce a noisy avalanche of items. Good luck finding anything in the pantry—it's like Fibber McGee's closet right now.
See also: closet, Fibber
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Fibber McGee's closet

A mess. The Fibber McGee and Molly radio show chronicled the title characters' lives through the Depression and beyond (the show ran from 1935 to 1959). The gentle family-friendly humor came from Fibber McGee's hatching far-fetched get-rich schemes that never materialized, not to the surprise of his long-suffering but supportive wife Molly. The McGees's house was noted for its overstuffed closet. Audiences eagerly awaited someone, usually Fibber himself, to open its door, whereupon the sound of a landslide of glassware and other breakables filled the airwaves. The noise went on for what seemed an eternity, followed by a brief moment of silence, and then the sound of one final item (portrayed by one chime of a hand bell) and McGee's resolution to straighten the closet “one of these days.” “Fibber McGee's closet” entered the language as a metaphor for any example of domestic disarray, especially in a basement, attic, or—of course—a closet
See also: closet, Fibber
Endangered Phrases by Steven D. Price
See also:
  • Fibber
  • (as) pleased as punch
  • pleased as punch
  • be (as) pleased as punch
  • prince
  • Hamlet without the prince
  • Walter Mitty
  • Dorian Gray
  • Kojak
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References in periodicals archive
When the show ended its run, not making the transfer to 1950s television, the sponsors auctioned off all the stuff from Fibber McGee's closet. I bid on that 10-foot pole, so that I'd have something to use so as not to touch any dangerous third rails.
WHEN EDUCATORS open their "Fibber McGee's closets" of past reforms, a pile of silver bullets will spill out onto the floor.