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come

1. verb, vulgar slang To orgasm. The alternate spelling "cum" is often used. I don't think I'll sleep with him again—I didn't come the last time.
2. noun, vulgar slang Semen. Will a black light pick up bodily fluids like come?

cum

1. verb, vulgar slang To orgasm. I don't think I'll sleep with him again—I didn't cum the last time.
2. noun, vulgar slang Semen. Will a black light pick up bodily fluids like cum?

cum grano salis

Latinization of "with a grain of salt," almost always preceded by "take" (as with the English equivalent), meaning to regard with a degree of skepticism or without being taken literally. All of the jubilation over the new president should, as ever, be taken cum grano salis, as no single person will be able to fix the entire country's problems. Jeff's stories tend to be rather exaggerated, so you should usually take them cum grano salis.
See also: cum

young, dumb, and full of cum

vulgar slang Said of an adolescent or young adult male who is particularly reckless, foolish, or impetuous. It was just a dumb high school prank, back when we were young, dumb, and full of cum.
See also: and, cum, full, of
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

come

and cum
1. in. to experience an orgasm. (There is no other single word for this meaning. Usually objectionable.) God, I thought she’d never cum.
2. n. semen. (Usually objectionable.) Do you think cum is alive?

cum

verb
See come

cum ['k?m]

1. n. semen; come. (Usually objectionable. See other related senses at come.) I would never say “cum” to a doctor or nurse!
2. in. to experience orgasm; to ejaculate. I think I’m going to cum!
3. and cume (kjum) n. a cumulative average, such as a grade-point average. My cume is not high enough to get into law school.
See also: cum
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions

come

/become unstuck
To break down or fall apart: a marriage that came unstuck after only a year.
American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fifth Edition.
See also:
  • come
  • comes with the territory
  • jerk off
  • jerk off (of something)
  • crap
  • crapped
  • craps
  • dished
  • whank off
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Simeon received his Civil Engineering degree, graduating summa cum laude, at UP last Sunday.
He has 2 degrees from 2 universities - both with honors
A549 cells were treated with the equivalent concentration of Cum and Cum-NPs at 20 uM for 24 h followed by irradiation with 2 Gy.
Enhanced Radiosensitization Effect of Curcumin Delivered by PVP-PCL Nanoparticle in Lung Cancer
Worcester: Ashley Cranston (Cum Laude), Michelle Hanna (Magna Cum Laude), Jessica Berthiaume (Magna Cum Laude), Haley McConville, Brandon Roy, Daniel Kelly
Education Notes
(85.) Colonna, 1980, 1:139 [i6r]: La bellissima nympha ad Poliphilo perventa, cum una facola nella sinistra manu gerula et cum la soluta presolo, lo invita cum essa andare, et quivi Poliphilo incomincia, piu da dolce amore della elegante damigella concalfacto, gli senrimenti infiammarsene.
The Hypnerotomachia Poliphili, image, text, and vernacular poetics *
'From 2009 to 2018, the average number of summa cum laude [in UP Diliman] is 24.
55 Summa Grads set UP record
Hopedale: Michael Bird, Brendan Kelleher (Magna Cum Laude), Cory Klokman (Magna Cum Laude), Sean Schiloski
Education Notes
in uxorem, quam iuravi ac desponsavi ac in facie ecclesiae cum coniunctis multis parentibus vestram iusticiam peto." On Faba, see Murphy, 256-58; Faulhaber; and Witt, 2000, 354-55.
Marriage, sexual pleasure, and learned brides in the wedding orations of fifteenth century Italy *
College of Human Kinetics - 3 summa cum laude graduates
EXCLUSIVE: Record-high 55 students to graduate summa cum laude from UP Diliman
I can't believe I'm the first one to ever write "Summa Cum Laude" on a cake.
Proud mom orders 'Summa Cum Laude' cake online. Publix censors it to 'Summa a Laude.'
The summa cum laude received from the provincial government cash award of PHP7,000; magna cum laude, PHP5,000; cum laude, PHP3,000; and the remaining graduates received PHP1,000 each.
Iloilo farmer's daughter graduates summa cum laude
Maxima Cum Laude and Silver Medal: Binti-Joyce Ndiku
Church names new minister
"Astonishingly, the officials of the Observation cum Special Home are required to arrange funds from their own pockets for the appearance of the juveniles before the JJBs though the state government later on reimburses the expenses.
Himachal Pradesh juveniles being denied access to justice
Age 58, he received his B.A., magna cum laude, in 1969 from St.
Alston & Bird firm beefs up real estate ranks
(11) Disputatioties, 7-8: "In otiosa autem vita et letterarum studio quis non novi te a teneris annis ita versatum esse, ut, cum puerilem doctrinam per summam a ceteris rebus vacationem mira aviditate conbibisses, nullum deinceps tam negotiosum tibi tempus fuerit, quin quotidie partem aliquam occupationibus subtraxeris et variarum doctrinarum studiis impenderis?
Cristoforo Landino and Coluccio Salutati on the best of life