Don’t make me laugh!

don't make me laugh

A humorous response to a statement that one thinks is ridiculous or highly improbable, as if it were a joke. A: "Monica is coming to the meeting tonight, right?" B: "Don't make me laugh—she hasn't been to one all year."
See also: laugh, make

you make me laugh

A humorous or sarcastic response to a statement that one thinks is ridiculous or highly improbable, as if it were a joke. A: "Monica is coming to the meeting tonight, right?" B: "Ha, you make me laugh—she hasn't been to one all year." You want to become a lawyer? You, who used to steal money from your parents to buy weed? You make me laugh.
See also: laugh, make
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

Don’t make me laugh!

exclam. That is a stupid suggestion! Don’t make me laugh. Tom could never do that.
See also: make
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
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  • you make me laugh
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  • (Don't ask me,) I just work here.
  • (Don't ask me,) I only work here.
  • in the unlikely event of
  • in the unlikely event of (something)