can’t find one’s butt with both hands in broad daylight
can't find (one's) butt with both hands in broad daylight
rude slang Cannot do the simplest task. Please don't put Randy on the construction team—that guy can't find his butt with both hands in broad daylight!
See also: both, broad, butt, daylight, find, hand
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
can’t find one’s butt with both hands (in broad daylight)
tv. is stupid or incompetent. (Mildly objectionable.) Why did they put Jim in charge? He can’t find his butt with both hands!
See also: both, broad, butt, daylight, find, hand
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
- can't find (one's) butt with both hands in broad daylight
- can't find butt with both hands
- can’t find one’s butt with both hands
- can't find (one's) butt with both hands
- get your butt over here
- Get your butt over here!
- butt in
- (one's) butt is on the line
- butt-wipe
- bust one’s butt