can't remember shit

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can't remember shit

rude slang Has difficulty remembering anything; forgets a lot of things. Geez, I can't remember shit these days! I'm so sorry I forgot your birthday!
See also: remember, shit
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

can’t remember shit

and CRS
phr. & comp. abb. can’t remember anything. (Usually objectionable.) Tom can’t remember shit. He has to write everything down. I was diagnosed with CRS. It comes with age!
See also: remember, shit
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • CR
  • CRS
  • downer
  • downie
  • dinky
  • guzzery
  • be/get above yourself