bash the bishop

bash the bishop

vulgar slang To masturbate. A term only applied to men. A: "Why is he all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, his crush walked in on him bashing the bishop. How horrifying is that?"
See also: bash, bishop
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
See also:
  • beat the bishop
  • fap it
  • beat (one's) meat
  • beat one’s meat
  • beat the meat
  • beat your meat
  • burp
  • burp the worm
  • beat the dummy
  • pud
References in periodicals archive
The first - as yet uncorrected - came from The Sun which, in a lunge at Rowan Williams over his comments on Sharia Law, urged readers to "Bash the Bishop".
ALLERT PARK
Yn ddiweddarach yr un noson, ar fy ffordd i Theatr Gwynedd, piciais i siop a dal y penawdau, 'Bash the Bishop'.
Neges drama yn dal yn boenus o addas yn yr 21ain ganrif
Mugabe accuses Catholic clergy of * opposing his long rule and has in the past few months used public platforms to bash the bishops' conference.
Priests under watch ahead of Zimbabwe elections